HOME
Member Login
Create Account
xj's Profile
54, bloody hell 54 exasperated and looking for a decent cuppa.
Enter a short text about yourself:
Message
+Friend
Nod
Block
Report
My Personality
More:
And another thing, bloody badgers. worse than rabbits they are. they are nothing but lumbering, furry boulders. they may have no natural predators but i can assure you a quarter of a tonne of steel is gonna come out on top in a fight, i know this for a fact. was riding a lovelly road twixt ashford and canterbury last year when one just ambled across the road in front of me, no green cross code, no press the button and wait for the green man, so i hit the little git ( i tried to avoid him but had no time). the bike took off, those things are solid, but the bar steward still managed to steal the bottom half of my fairing before i'd even landed, bloody things.
And another thing, bloody badgers. worse than rabbits they are. they are nothing but lumbering, furry boulders. they may have no natural predators but i can assure you a quarter of a tonne of steel is gonna come out on top in a fight, i know this for a fact. was riding a lovelly road twixt ashford and canterbury last year when one just ambled across the road in front of me, no green cross code, no press the button and wait for the green man, so i hit the little git ( i tried to avoid him but had no time). the bike took off, those things are solid, but the bar steward still managed to steal the bottom half of my fairing before i'd even landed, bloody things.
My Appearance
More:
I HATE RABBITS. how could any great creator justify making an animal with the thought capacity of a piano, and the common sense of a garden fork. i have a three mile lane into the village and tonight it was full of the bloody things, it was a furry slalom if the damn things stayed still but no. they wait until you are quite sure which way they are going to go and they go off in a totally different direction, but its the ones that try to race you that really get me. i know the xj aint that quick but i have yet to see a rabbit with a bandit engine up its arse. first one side of me front wheel, then the other, damn things. the road didn't feel bumpy tonight so i am assuming i missed them all.
I HATE RABBITS. how could any great creator justify making an animal with the thought capacity of a piano, and the common sense of a garden fork. i have a three mile lane into the village and tonight it was full of the bloody things, it was a furry slalom if the damn things stayed still but no. they wait until you are quite sure which way they are going to go and they go off in a totally different direction, but its the ones that try to race you that really get me. i know the xj aint that quick but i have yet to see a rabbit with a bandit engine up its arse. first one side of me front wheel, then the other, damn things. the road didn't feel bumpy tonight so i am assuming i missed them all.
Misc. Information
Interested in meeting:
and just one more thing, pigeons. i've never had any problem with these things before, they've left me alone so i've left them alone. that is until the trip to beaulieu when one of these damn things launched itself off the road in what can only be described as a kamikaze attack on my face. and it's aim was spot on i have to say. now whilst i was trying to recover my senses the bloody thing stole my visor, what use it is going to be to it i have no clue. i can only assume these creatures are merely rabbits with wings, no they are worse, they are more stupid tenfold. they are in possession, i believe of anti-intelligence, we would need to formulate a theory of quantum intelligence to properly understand anti-intelligence, but if you ever want a practical demonstration of how it works just watch a pigeon. just as matter has anti-matter then intelligence has pigeons, and the world is over run with the damn things.
why the wildlife of kent seems so hell bent on my destruction i don't know, i can only assume i was a taxidermist in a previous life. i just hope i enjoyed my job.
oh yeah, i'm looking for the meaning of life, the holy grail, the sock i lost in the wash, a left handed screwdriver and some riding buddies would be good.
and just one more thing, pigeons. i've never had any problem with these things before, they've left me alone so i've left them alone. that is until the trip to beaulieu when one of these damn things launched itself off the road in what can only be described as a kamikaze attack on my face. and it's aim was spot on i have to say. now whilst i was trying to recover my senses the bloody thing stole my visor, what use it is going to be to it i have no clue. i can only assume these creatures are merely rabbits with wings, no they are worse, they are more stupid tenfold. they are in possession, i believe of anti-intelligence, we would need to formulate a theory of quantum intelligence to properly understand anti-intelligence, but if you ever want a practical demonstration of how it works just watch a pigeon. just as matter has anti-matter then intelligence has pigeons, and the world is over run with the damn things.
why the wildlife of kent seems so hell bent on my destruction i don't know, i can only assume i was a taxidermist in a previous life. i just hope i enjoyed my job.
oh yeah, i'm looking for the meaning of life, the holy grail, the sock i lost in the wash, a left handed screwdriver and some riding buddies would be good.
why the wildlife of kent seems so hell bent on my destruction i don't know, i can only assume i was a taxidermist in a previous life. i just hope i enjoyed my job.
oh yeah, i'm looking for the meaning of life, the holy grail, the sock i lost in the wash, a left handed screwdriver and some riding buddies would be good.
Notes:
- Long-standing member :-)
- Offline for some time :-(
My Agenda/Events
- You're unable to view my events until you login.
- Please use the Login button above to sign in and view my agenda for free.
My Forum Posts
Below are the latest forum topics I have posted in...Thread
(Forum)
Last Post
First Post
Posts
What do you do for a living - and can you help a BM member out ??
(General Chat/Anything Goes)
Pages: 1... 21 22 23
Pages: 1... 21 22 23
dennyboo
12/10/2020 21:59
12/10/2020 21:59
Matt
24/01/2011 18:07
24/01/2011 18:07
460
(201 new)
(201 new)
Does any of you recognize this guy from the 1st Kiss rally ?
(General Chat/Anything Goes)
Pages: 1 2 3
Pages: 1 2 3
JP
18/12/2014 03:33
18/12/2014 03:33
JP
02/12/2014 11:59
02/12/2014 11:59
46
(25 new)
(25 new)
A494 North Wales - watch yourself guys, just in time for the bank holiday!!
(Motorcycle News)
Pages: 1 2
Pages: 1 2
Julestools
24/04/2014 20:42
24/04/2014 20:42
BlueYam
15/04/2014 15:59
15/04/2014 15:59
32
(21 new)
(21 new)
My Photos
- You're unable to view photos until you login.
- Please use the Login button above to sign in and view photos for free.
An error occurred. Please try again.
Biker Match is a UK social, events and dating website by bikers, for
bikers. All British motorcyclists are welcome to join our large and
exciting community free of charge in search of ride-outs, motorcycling events &
rallies, biker dating & relationships, motorcycle help, motorcycle forums,
biking news, racing news, motorcycle classifieds or just to get to know other UK
bikers. Create your profile and upload your photos now completely free.
Website copyright 2002-2024 www.bikermatch.co.uk.
Page generated in 0.1250 seconds. There are 736 users online now.
Website copyright 2002-2024 www.bikermatch.co.uk.
Page generated in 0.1250 seconds. There are 736 users online now.