Every now and then from time to time we all post on here with various problems with our sacred machines, whether its engine issues, luggage, security, so I thought if we let everyone know what we do for a living, without trying to advertise our businesses - no company names please , maybe we can help each other and members know exactly who to message or ask

Lets keep this going
ONLY SENSIBLE ANSWERS PLEASE OR I WILL GET EM REMOVED !!
                                                                                                                                                                             

I could help lots of people, but rarely do my 'clients' take my advice. Nature of the beast i suppose........                                                                                                                                                                             

IT certified,, CLAIT 1 and microsoft programmes.   also interior artist.                                                                                                                                                                             

ex bank manager 26 years so financial advice = now horse  massage therapist with a degree in vet science = so if dog or cat looks ill, try me ??                                                                                                                                                                              

Well, I can do cards and certificates, or engraved gifts/ awards/ memorials (on glass or mirrors).

I probably can offer other help, but not sure.
                                                                                                                                                                             

I might need your advice on both fronts shortly Kaz lol                                                                                                                                                                             

foreign currency, so if you need any advice on your money while abroad, ATM chargers etc give me a pm.  Also a good listener, if ever you need to chat                                                                                                                                                                              

teeth are my speciality                                                                                                                                                                             

I'm a snail farmer.    I breed snails to sell to posh restuarants. Anyway, I can supply snails at cost. If you put them in a hot water bottle and hang it on your exhaust they'll be cooked by the time you get to a rally. You can impress all your friends with ready cooked snails and have a hot water bottle for your sleeping bag.   Apply for quotes.                                                                                                                                                                             

OMG snails. you can tell I ain't posh . sorry
                                                                                                                                                                             

are you serious cont ?                                                                                                                                                                               

never thought of snails as fast food,,lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Teaching/tutoring   (primary)

Cake decoration; glass mosaics;mixed media artwork etc etc as hobbies                                                                                                                                                                             

Been a mechanic for 30 years.   Bike wise, I specialise in Harley's. My pics will give some idea of what I can get a Harley engine to do.   Car wise, I specialise in diesel vehicles.                                                                                                                                                                               

can we keep this thread on track guys , i think it could be really useful                                                                                                                                                                              

ianhg1971 -  You wouldn't believe how many suburban, BMW drivers wanna look cool in front of their fake friends eating snails.   el ninja - Depends what bike you ride. Oh, I fogot to mention. You need to wrap the hot water bottle in 3 layers of tin foil so the rubber doesn't melt. Use 4 layers and they don't cook right and you're in for a world of hurt. I used Asda's own brand (tin foil not snails) so can't vouch for any of the others.                                                                                                                                                                              

sorry, do we get a rap on the " knuckles?". you are sooo masterful Ian with your new powers chuckle                                                                                                                                                                             

nah...no powers at all, just want this to remain a serious thread for everyone                                                                                                                                                                              

It's a good idea Ian, and I've already PMd someone regarding their post on here.                                                                                                                                                                             

 back on track, serious now . As I said , anyone wanting advice re: their teeth, pain, extractions, phobias,private,v nhs treatment, i'm ur woman. How's that Ian?. Sorry if I came across as not serious