Ok... we have a sad/unhappy thread, a smile/happy thread, a room 101 thread, but nothing to vent you're spleen so.....here's one where you can really let off steam. You can rant about absolutely anything you want, doesnt matter whether anyone knows what you're talking about or not. Any swear words must be suitably disguised. I'll start...
Fecking policemen! Well just one actually(for the moment). What part of 'there are no vans' does he not understand! 'Get me a van now!!!!' isnt going to magic one out of thin air, nor is repeatedly shouting 'i need a bl**dy van!!!!' A tirade of abuse that everyone else can hear, isnt going to get you one any faster so for once in your life, listen to what i'm telling you! 'THERE IS NO F**KING VAN!!!!' Oh and while i'm at it, dont ask me what you've done wrong, you know fine well, you to**er!
Ahhhh that feels better