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And another thing, bloody badgers. worse than rabbits they are. they are nothing but lumbering, furry boulders. they may have no natural predators but i can assure you a quarter of a tonne of steel is gonna come out on top in a fight, i know this for a fact. was riding a lovelly road twixt ashford and canterbury last year when one just ambled across the road in front of me, no green cross code, no press the button and wait for the green man, so i hit the little git ( i tried to avoid him but had no time). the bike took off, those things are solid, but the bar steward still managed to steal the bottom half of my fairing before i'd even landed, bloody things. Save Changes
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And another thing, bloody badgers. worse than rabbits they are. they are nothing but lumbering, furry boulders. they may have no natural predators but i can assure you a quarter of a tonne of steel is gonna come out on top in a fight, i know this for a fact. was riding a lovelly road twixt ashford and canterbury last year when one just ambled across the road in front of me, no green cross code, no press the button and wait for the green man, so i hit the little git ( i tried to avoid him but had no time). the bike took off, those things are solid, but the bar steward still managed to steal the bottom half of my fairing before i'd even landed, bloody things. Save Changes


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I HATE RABBITS. how could any great creator justify making an animal with the thought capacity of a piano, and the common sense of a garden fork. i have a three mile lane into the village and tonight it was full of the bloody things, it was a furry slalom if the damn things stayed still but no. they wait until you are quite sure which way they are going to go and they go off in a totally different direction, but its the ones that try to race you that really get me. i know the xj aint that quick but i have yet to see a rabbit with a bandit engine up its arse. first one side of me front wheel, then the other, damn things. the road didn't feel bumpy tonight so i am assuming i missed them all. Save Changes
Average Blue White / Grey 5'7''-5'11'' (170cm-180cm) I HATE RABBITS. how could any great creator justify making an animal with the thought capacity of a piano, and the common sense of a garden fork. i have a three mile lane into the village and tonight it was full of the bloody things, it was a furry slalom if the damn things stayed still but no. they wait until you are quite sure which way they are going to go and they go off in a totally different direction, but its the ones that try to race you that really get me. i know the xj aint that quick but i have yet to see a rabbit with a bandit engine up its arse. first one side of me front wheel, then the other, damn things. the road didn't feel bumpy tonight so i am assuming i missed them all. Save Changes


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and just one more thing, pigeons. i've never had any problem with these things before, they've left me alone so i've left them alone. that is until the trip to beaulieu when one of these damn things launched itself off the road in what can only be described as a kamikaze attack on my face. and it's aim was spot on i have to say. now whilst i was trying to recover my senses the bloody thing stole my visor, what use it is going to be to it i have no clue. i can only assume these creatures are merely rabbits with wings, no they are worse, they are more stupid tenfold. they are in possession, i believe of anti-intelligence, we would need to formulate a theory of quantum intelligence to properly understand anti-intelligence, but if you ever want a practical demonstration of how it works just watch a pigeon. just as matter has anti-matter then intelligence has pigeons, and the world is over run with the damn things.
why the wildlife of kent seems so hell bent on my destruction i don't know, i can only assume i was a taxidermist in a previous life. i just hope i enjoyed my job.
oh yeah, i'm looking for the meaning of life, the holy grail, the sock i lost in the wash, a left handed screwdriver and some riding buddies would be good.
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Light/social drinker Non smoker 6 College Engineering Caucasian Atheist House - Own and just one more thing, pigeons. i've never had any problem with these things before, they've left me alone so i've left them alone. that is until the trip to beaulieu when one of these damn things launched itself off the road in what can only be described as a kamikaze attack on my face. and it's aim was spot on i have to say. now whilst i was trying to recover my senses the bloody thing stole my visor, what use it is going to be to it i have no clue. i can only assume these creatures are merely rabbits with wings, no they are worse, they are more stupid tenfold. they are in possession, i believe of anti-intelligence, we would need to formulate a theory of quantum intelligence to properly understand anti-intelligence, but if you ever want a practical demonstration of how it works just watch a pigeon. just as matter has anti-matter then intelligence has pigeons, and the world is over run with the damn things.
why the wildlife of kent seems so hell bent on my destruction i don't know, i can only assume i was a taxidermist in a previous life. i just hope i enjoyed my job.
oh yeah, i'm looking for the meaning of life, the holy grail, the sock i lost in the wash, a left handed screwdriver and some riding buddies would be good.
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