Woz Dave at the wedding ?                                                                                                                                                                             

I think he kidnapped pots and married kaz                                                                                                                                                                             

I thought he was disguised with the "spice girls"...at the wedding                                                                                                                                                                             

Does Dave like a bit of girl power then ?                                                                                                                                                                             

No one seems to be sure what dave looks like, except dave                                                                                                                                                                             

Dave?

EVERYONE knows Dave ...

He is about so tall ... **stands on tiptoes, arms up in the air **
He is about this wide ... **arms outstretched**
He looks good for his age ... **winks**
You'll know him, when you see him **nods knowingly**

Just ask Alan he'll point him out to ya!

Is that big Al or little Al                                                                                                                                                                             

Al, you know ... John's mate ... cousin of steve ... brother of paul ...

You'd know him if he had a beer in each hand ... Oh yeah and his stripey shirt n spotted shorts!                                                                                                                                                                             

I think I'd like a Dave, by the sound of his description, i think he'd come in rather handy                                                                                                                                                                             

He  would be pleased to hear you say that but i am not so sure about his bird.                                                                                                                                                                             

This information is all very well, but just how much does a Dave cost, i'm dying to find out don't you know........                                                                                                                                                                                   

Probably an arm an a leg                                                                                                                                                                             

Dave's bird sez he's really cheap                                                                                                                                                                              

She also sez that Dave's dead handy at everything                                                                                                                                                                             

Dave is a second hand car salesman, pillar of the community, dodgy as F***                                                                                                                                                                                

Blimey it looks like the Dave Market has had a recent upward surge ...latest prices are;

3 strawberry bonbons, 2 jelly babies and a sherbet dip!

I think it highly unlikely that one individual will be able to raise that sort of collateral alone. Perhaps we should get together and pool resources? Afterall. Dave is a really sought after commodity, we wouldnt want to miss out on the opportunity of having one in our lives would we?

Let me know if the above suggestion appeals n you are interested in this opportunity of a lifetime. There must be a BM member who can draw up the necessary legal documents, in exchange for a small share of a DAVE.

NEWS FLASH..........

The headlining news of the day is that after hearing that humungous  amounts of jellybabies were consumed  at the south coast yesterday, the stock market has crashed, as millions of peeps (ahem, just one actually -  aka XJ)  rushed frantically around the sweetie shops in order to meet the ransom demand, but sadly failed!


Therefore,  the Dave market is facing a recession unless a backer can be found!

To avert this impending disaster, Please forward all your piggy bank pennies  to:

 www.PB'sholidayspendingfund@lotsofchoccyplease.co.uk


  WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE  DAVE!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                             

@PB... Dont PANIC!

I managed to find 6 pennies (covered in fluff) in my car this morning, we are on the road to recovery ... Can i pay this large sum into the disaster fund in a lump sum or do i need to split it into smaller amounts?                                                                                                                                                                             

I've got a few pennies you can have PB....not sure what they are covered in, but you can have em if you clean em!                                                                                                                                                                             

Is dave a BOGOF