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OK, so I moved to London to escape the frequent and vicious attacks from the wildlife of Kent ( more about that on my original profile XJ) and what do I find.
ZOMBIES
Millions of them. But these are not your average shuffling eat your brains type of zombie no, these are much worse. They are fast moving brainless zombies. They run out in the road in front of you, they drive buses, lorries, white vans, cars. They drive without actually knowing where they are and what they are doing consequently they have no idea of what is around them. They fix their make up while driving, I saw one eating dinner off a plate with a knife and fork while driving ( true, really did see it) They ride bicycles, they ride scooters, they forget which bike they actually own and ride off on yours by mistake. The walking dead is Butlins compared to this place.
On the plus side I am now living with Shortbread so all is good.
OK, so I moved to London to escape the frequent and vicious attacks from the wildlife of Kent ( more about that on my original profile XJ) and what do I find.
ZOMBIES
Millions of them. But these are not your average shuffling eat your brains type of zombie no, these are much worse. They are fast moving brainless zombies. They run out in the road in front of you, they drive buses, lorries, white vans, cars. They drive without actually knowing where they are and what they are doing consequently they have no idea of what is around them. They fix their make up while driving, I saw one eating dinner off a plate with a knife and fork while driving ( true, really did see it) They ride bicycles, they ride scooters, they forget which bike they actually own and ride off on yours by mistake. The walking dead is Butlins compared to this place.
On the plus side I am now living with Shortbread so all is good.
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