keefee's Profile -Biker Match

My Personality

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This is difficult, just "sell yourself" they said. I have sold cars and bikes but not myself.

Help me out. Ask me a question.

Okay, fine, on with the advert.

Separated but not yet divorced.
Quitting smoking soon ish.

Not your average idiot. Mature, Intelligent, Curious, loyal, Creative but also can be Silly, Funny, childish and sometimes Thick. Always optimistic (let's face it if you are alive at the moment you have to be optimistic) I may have a lot of candles on a cake but I am a lot younger inside.

I like: dogs, my motorbike, laughter, LOTR, deep conversation, minty lambchops, light rain, F1, the paranormal, bad jokes, good people, salted caramel, martial arts, flirty chat, My bike club, Chinese food, a well thought out conspiracy theory (sorry guys the earth is not flat) and anything that challenges me or my world view.

I do not like: soap operas, intolerance, cheaters, Hillary Clinton, heavy rain, MSM, not being able to play a guitar, bullies, the suffering of anything, organising bike shows, pot holes, the scamdemic, racists, James Corden, political idiots, poorly dubbed adverts, loud people, litter, butter beans and sprouts.

I am not looking for another notch on my bed post, or to be a notch on someone else's.

Okay, if you wish to read more then you must agree to message me. Do you agree? If you read past here without messaging me you are not a nice person and your next poo will turn into a hedgehog ON THE WAY OUT!!!

I am looking for: laughter, stimulating conversation, a vision that holds my gaze, wisdom, comfort, shared moments, gentle kisses, a smile that warms my spirit, butterflies, a confidante, a hand to hold, a first thought in the morning, a shoulder, I am basically looking for a friend, a partner in crime, a Bonny to my Clyde, a Fiona to my Shrek (more apt than you know) an ally to take on the world with. Its not much for any of us to ask for really is it.

What do I have to offer: I can string a sentence together, I am a good listener, loyal, moral, have uncommon sense, calm in a crisis, resourceful, good at first aid, king of harsh banter, waterproof shoulders, rust free, low mileage with one previous owner. Willing to lie about how we met,

Only fair to warn you, I cannot dance, not into horses, bingo or knitting and my only interest in the gym is fixing people that hurt themselves there. I have very strong feelings about the "pandemic", I have Not been jabbed so if you have an issue with that bury your head back in the sand. If you do want to rant and rave about something then stand up against the child s*x epidemic that never hits the headlines.

We are all greater than the description within this little box. If you want to know more then message me, you have my word I will reply.
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This is difficult, just "sell yourself" they said. I have sold cars and bikes but not myself.

Help me out. Ask me a question.

Okay, fine, on with the advert.

Separated but not yet divorced. 
Quitting smoking soon ish.

Not your average idiot. Mature, Intelligent, Curious, loyal, Creative but also can be Silly, Funny, childish and sometimes Thick. Always optimistic (let's face it if you are alive at the moment you have to be optimistic) I may have a lot of candles on a cake but I am a lot younger inside.

I like: dogs, my motorbike, laughter, LOTR, deep conversation, minty lambchops, light rain, F1, the paranormal, bad jokes, good people, salted caramel, martial arts, flirty chat, My bike club, Chinese food, a well thought out conspiracy theory (sorry guys the earth is not flat) and anything that challenges me or my world view.

I do not like: soap operas, intolerance, cheaters, Hillary Clinton, heavy rain, MSM, not being able to play a guitar, bullies, the suffering of anything, organising bike shows, pot holes, the scamdemic, racists, James Corden, political idiots, poorly dubbed adverts, loud people, litter, butter beans and sprouts.

I am not looking for another notch on my bed post, or to be a notch on someone else's.

Okay, if you wish to read more then you must agree to message me. Do you agree? If you read past here without messaging me you are not a nice person and your next poo will turn into a hedgehog ON THE WAY OUT!!!

I am looking for: laughter, stimulating conversation, a vision that holds my gaze, wisdom, comfort, shared moments, gentle kisses, a smile that warms my spirit, butterflies, a confidante, a hand to hold, a first thought in the morning, a shoulder, I am basically looking for a friend, a partner in crime, a Bonny to my Clyde, a Fiona to my Shrek (more apt than you know) an ally to take on the world with. Its not much for any of us to ask for really is it.

What do I have to offer: I can string a sentence together, I am a good listener, loyal, moral, have uncommon sense, calm in a crisis, resourceful, good at first aid, king of harsh banter, waterproof shoulders, rust free, low mileage with one previous owner. Willing to lie about how we met,

Only fair to warn you, I cannot dance, not into horses, bingo or knitting and my only interest in the gym is fixing people that hurt themselves there. I have very strong feelings about the "pandemic", I have Not been jabbed so if you have an issue with that bury your head back in the sand. If you do want to rant and rave about something then stand up against the child s*x epidemic that  never hits the headlines.

We are all greater than the description within this little box. If you want to know more then message me, you have my word I will reply. 
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Looking For:I don't know. . . . . companionship, fun, laughter, a friend, a sage, a shoulder, a partner in crime Save Changes

Indoor Activities:Designing, making, adapting, repurposing and repairing things Save Changes

Outdoor Activities:Using the things I have designed, made. . . . . . . . . you know the rest Save Changes

Favourite Music:Tell you later Save Changes

Hobbies:Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Computers / Internet, Literature / History, Martial Arts, Motorcycles - Classic / Vintage, Motorcycles - Cruisers, Motorcycles - Custom / Modified, Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Dance / Electronic, Music - New Age, Music - Rock, Nature, Singing / Playing Instrument, Trikes, Volunteer / Charity.

More:This is difficult, just "sell yourself" they said. I have sold cars and bikes but not myself. Help me out. Ask me a question. Okay, fine, on with the advert. Separated but not yet divorced. Quitting smoking soon ish. Not your average idiot. Mature, Intelligent, Curious, loyal, Creative but also can be Silly, Funny, childish and sometimes Thick. Always optimistic (let's face it if you are alive at the moment you have to be optimistic) I may have a lot of candles on a cake but I am a lot younger inside. I like: dogs, my motorbike, laughter, LOTR, deep conversation, minty lambchops, light rain, F1, the paranormal, bad jokes, good people, salted caramel, martial arts, flirty chat, My bike club, Chinese food, a well thought out conspiracy theory (sorry guys the earth is not flat) and anything that challenges me or my world view. I do not like: soap operas, intolerance, cheaters, Hillary Clinton, heavy rain, MSM, not being able to play a guitar, bullies, the suffering of anything, organising bike shows, pot holes, the scamdemic, racists, James Corden, political idiots, poorly dubbed adverts, loud people, litter, butter beans and sprouts. I am not looking for another notch on my bed post, or to be a notch on someone else's. Okay, if you wish to read more then you must agree to message me. Do you agree? If you read past here without messaging me you are not a nice person and your next poo will turn into a hedgehog ON THE WAY OUT!!! I am looking for: laughter, stimulating conversation, a vision that holds my gaze, wisdom, comfort, shared moments, gentle kisses, a smile that warms my spirit, butterflies, a confidante, a hand to hold, a first thought in the morning, a shoulder, I am basically looking for a friend, a partner in crime, a Bonny to my Clyde, a Fiona to my Shrek (more apt than you know) an ally to take on the world with. Its not much for any of us to ask for really is it. What do I have to offer: I can string a sentence together, I am a good listener, loyal, moral, have uncommon sense, calm in a crisis, resourceful, good at first aid, king of harsh banter, waterproof shoulders, rust free, low mileage with one previous owner. Willing to lie about how we met, Only fair to warn you, I cannot dance, not into horses, bingo or knitting and my only interest in the gym is fixing people that hurt themselves there. I have very strong feelings about the "pandemic", I have Not been jabbed so if you have an issue with that bury your head back in the sand. If you do want to rant and rave about something then stand up against the child s*x epidemic that never hits the headlines. We are all greater than the description within this little box. If you want to know more then message me, you have my word I will reply. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . nothing to see here. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You are persistent . . . . . . . . . . . . . You must have something better to do. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Who is the silliest, me for typing this or you for reading down this far? . . . . . . . . . Now hit the message button.