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89 Posts | Latest reply on 06/05/2012 15:32:31 by X Beanz X | Go to original / last post

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Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Long legs... Not sure that's a plank moment, more a blonde one ;-)

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 April 2012 at 19:27

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Deleted Member

In: NA
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lmfao longlegs thats a classic plank moment

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heeheehee

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 April 2012 at 21:55

Deleted Member @ 15/04/2012 21:55:25

Riggy66

In: Huddersfield
Posts: 447

Driving along (sorry - yes four wheels) watching an inexperienced rider wobbling about in front of me. I kept his six covered - watching his every move, wincing at the odd mistake and willing him a safe career on two wheels.
I was getting smug: "Eyyyy those were't days! When I rode along - tense from neck to heels." .... Then I went to change gear by sticking my toe UNDER the clutch peddle.
Plank!

Message posted by Riggy66 on 17 April 2012 at 12:35

Riggy66 @ 17/04/2012 12:35:50

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

I have a small cruiser and when I first got my BMW airhead. I pulled away and stuck my feet on the two cylinders, which is not too far from where the pegs would have been on the cruiser. Lucky I had my boots on #:-S whew!

Message posted by davidneale on 17 April 2012 at 15:03

davidneale @ 17/04/2012 15:03:53

hurtz

In: Farnborough
Posts: 208

Same as Suzi.. Why am I shocked when those who claim to be honest kind and caring are any thing but.
Think I should have learnt by now. Definitely a plank..

Message posted by hurtz on 24 April 2012 at 08:40

hurtz @ 24/04/2012 08:40:53

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

hurtz, Don't let people like that stop you from being yourself.

Message posted by davidneale on 24 April 2012 at 15:52

davidneale @ 24/04/2012 15:52:05

allison_2011

In: northwich
Posts: 2068

i hit a wall very hard and have hurt my hand....silly me

Message posted by allison_2011 on 28 April 2012 at 09:13

allison_2011 @ 28/04/2012 09:13:01

davidneale

In: London
Posts: 25650

Did he duck then?

Message posted by davidneale on 28 April 2012 at 14:22

davidneale @ 28/04/2012 14:22:19

X Beanz X

In: Eaton Bray
Posts: 1306

I decided to let one of our rabbits out for a run in the garden.... big mistake..........half hour later (with help off my collie rounding him into a corner) I managed to catch Bubble Wacko

Message posted by X Beanz X on 06 May 2012 at 15:32

X Beanz X @ 06/05/2012 15:32:31

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