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27 Posts | Latest reply on 15/09/2011 06:25:35 by kaycat | Go to original / last post

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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Probably buy something fattening then spend the rest of me tenner on a postage stamp.

I once saw a dating ad that read.. 'Lottery winner seeks lovely female to help me spend me tenner'

Message posted by Sandi on 13 September 2011 at 23:49

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Sandi @ 13/09/2011 23:49:33

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I said to the wife "what would you do if I won the lottery??"

She replied "I'd take half of the winnings and leave you"

"Well" I said "I won a tenner on Saturday, so here's a fiver, now F**K OFF!!!"

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 September 2011 at 23:53

Deleted Member @ 13/09/2011 23:53:47

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i'd fu#k off as well, to new zealand.. this country's slowly being destroyed by pussy footing do gooders and foreigners, and stupid speed limits

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 September 2011 at 02:16

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wenders

In: Never Never Land
Posts: 1217

I would by a farm, with a few hundred acres, and go rescue all the ill treated and unwanted animals, and take the homeless off the streets to help me care for them!!!!!!

Message posted by wenders on 14 September 2011 at 11:23

wenders @ 14/09/2011 11:23:21

Stroggyman

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1452

Wow Wenders the first post in the thread that is so selfless

good on ya

Message posted by Stroggyman on 14 September 2011 at 14:49

Stroggyman @ 14/09/2011 14:49:08

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Lol @ BBZ62 and busafeller swearing (good joke though).

I agree with Stroggyman. That’s top class stuff wenders. I reckon it would be a really demanding job, but satisfying.

Another one that stands out is from chickflick75; “….Swimming pool that covers over to a dance floor.”

That would make a great prank as your mates are all peed up on the dance floor… just press the button…..lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 September 2011 at 02:41

Deleted Member @ 15/09/2011 02:41:31

kaycat

In: radcliffe Manche
Posts: 6331

but how menny of u do bye a ticket???
i dont so ill never win Geek

Message posted by kaycat on 15 September 2011 at 06:25

kaycat @ 15/09/2011 06:25:35

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