you will have to use yr fingers and toes to add up WN                                                                                                                                                                             

fount it  got my quote done and they said how much! flaming nora                                                                                                                                                                              

start my xmas holls tonight...........                                                                                                                                                                              

Twinnie in future just use Shell Lady lol                                                                                                                                                                              

  I'm off to my pit, nite folks!   Erm...morning even lol   Have a lovely day                                                                                                                                                                              

I'm cold, so so cold...                                                                                                                                                                             

What else can i use for a snowman nose i have no carrots ???                                                                                                                                                                              

A loo tube                                                                                                                                                                              

Thank you Shell Lady mu snowman can smell now :)                                                                                                                                                                              

resurrected for all to use at will                                                                                                                                                                              

dribble dribble......  Oh  drivell    aahaaa                                                                                                                                                                               

Thank you Jackie                                                                                                                                                                             

just read through much of this, and now my mind has turned to drivel and is threatening to dribble out my ear.                                                                                                                                                                              

I was drivelling away in 2009!!! I feel quite emotional now this is back!!,sniff ..in a good way though Thankyou BJ                                                                                                                                                                              

awww                                                                                                                                                                               

why is a bannana worth 2 apples or 2 pears? (is that 4?)                                                                                                                                                                             

why??                                                                                                                                                                             

just realised how being here may be a total waste of time,,                                                                                                                                                                             

hmmm daily drivel eh....its freckin freeeezin outside today.... hibernating and bored... lmao waste of time in what way boody?? if it makes ya smile its all good i say .. if it dont ... then..maybe not then!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Fancy a right Royal f**k - - Got just the thing for you !!   Forget tea towels and painted plates, you can now get your hands on the crown jewels of commemorative souvenirs with a packet of Royal Wedding-themed condoms. The 'King among condoms' celebrate the union of Prince William and Kate because, as it says on the back of the box, "Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved with is an unforgettable occasion." The sheaths come in a posh box and claim to "combine the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-Be, promising a royal union of pleasure and style".Hugh Pomfret, a spokesman from Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction, believes they are a unique way to remember this great British occasion, adding: "All at Crown Jewels have worked tirelessly to craft these heirloom quality love sheaths. In years to come, they will be a timeless memento of a magical wedding day."And it seems they are selling like hot cakes. The company claims to have sold more than 1,000 packets since launching yesterday.But while they may look the business, you might want to think twice before cracking them open.They come with a disclaimer - you shouldn't actually use them: "Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction are a novelty product and may not be suitable as a contraceptive or barrier against sexually transmitted diseases."As Pomfret explains: "Sadly, the disclaimer was required for legal reasons."But since our prophylactics are designed as an heirloom product, we would encourage people to keep hold of them as a memento of a special national occasion."They are of course welcome to enjoy the supple latex and gliding lubrication of our products, but we are required to advise that they are not suitable to prevent STDs or pregnancy."Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction cost £5.00 for a packet of three and can be bought from www.crownjewelscondoms.com.