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RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

to the the mystical green knickers and said to Bob the builder "can we fix it" , Bob replied.............

soz fastjock, must have posted at the same time lol

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 22:05

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WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

but the cruiser conked out and bob the builder was stumped so he turn and rolled back dawn sarf to his .......

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 16 November 2009 at 22:09

WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:09:11

mandi jay

In: Whitby
Posts: 215

....cave....

Message posted by mandi jay on 16 November 2009 at 22:11

mandi jay @ 16/11/2009 22:11:14

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

,lit a fire and pondered as he had a real dilemma for up north was truly a long way and his teardrop tank only held half a pint of fuel so.......

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 22:13

RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 22:13:18

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

i know ill take my vito thatll do it and i could stop at IKEA on the way for a bowl of faggots then buy a .....

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 16 November 2009 at 22:20

WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:20:34

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

blow up pilly to give me some company on the way but..........

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 22:24

RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 22:24:01

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

he had used his seat as a pin coushin and it poped ! so off on his todd he....

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 16 November 2009 at 22:30

WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:30:07

drobess

In: Bedworth
Posts: 2473

to give him more power and to make the bike go further and to make it louder he decided to fill his pipes with......................................

Message posted by drobess on 16 November 2009 at 22:30

drobess @ 16/11/2009 22:30:26

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

speakers for that real harley sound ....

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 16 November 2009 at 22:33

WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:33:26

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

the only problem was where to fit the karaoke machine and his collection of CD's as it was going to be a long journey so he.......

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 22:40

RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 22:40:45

drobess

In: Bedworth
Posts: 2473

got his karioki machine and his cds and strapped them to his bike and headed off to..............................

Message posted by drobess on 16 November 2009 at 22:44

drobess @ 16/11/2009 22:44:49

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

Tescos for the latest Human League album........

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 22:53

RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 22:53:22

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

dont dont you want me was playing so he cranked it up and blew.....

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 16 November 2009 at 22:57

WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:57:55

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

the baffles straight out of his pipes, the pipes are calling, he sang as he......

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 23:00

RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 23:00:26

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

went for a pint of mark almond but ....

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 16 November 2009 at 23:01

WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 23:01:03

drobess

In: Bedworth
Posts: 2473

chased his baffles up the street

Message posted by drobess on 16 November 2009 at 23:01

drobess @ 16/11/2009 23:01:24

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

mark was already running after his baffles and it was a very long street so he shouted ahead and ..........

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 23:04

RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 23:04:59

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

crashed his bike and gave up .......so the subject could be politely changed .....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 November 2009 at 23:14

Deleted Member @ 16/11/2009 23:14:25

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Anyway Mary decided it wasn't big enough and she needed something that was a bit more comfy.....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 17 November 2009 at 14:58

Deleted Member @ 17/11/2009 14:58:31

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