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rubie

In: notts
Posts: 18

i'll start

it was a cold and lonely night, the kind of night which made you wish you'd put your big knickers on and that your name was shirley.
he came into my office with a look on his face that spelled trouble, i could tell what he wanted but thought it only................

Message posted by rubie on 16 October 2009 at 20:43

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TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

... fair to remove the Scrabble pieces he had glued to his face first. "I have been thinking" he said....

Message posted by TeeCee on 16 October 2009 at 21:01

TeeCee @ 16/10/2009 21:01:31

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

If I look in the mirror when I read the dictionary upside down wearing only my favourite big knickers that I borrowed from Shirley who is my auntie Sheila's bestest mate ........

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 October 2009 at 21:25

Deleted Member @ 16/10/2009 21:25:22

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

"I do tend to find myself quite attractive", he continued, "Is this normal?"

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 16 October 2009 at 21:29

geoffb2005 @ 16/10/2009 21:29:55

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Butrole ....... que ce que c'est??. C'est mon pantaloons my good man. And attractive - that is surely an understatement..... Mai Oui. My scrabble game appears to have come unravelled... Call the AA ........

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 October 2009 at 21:37

Deleted Member @ 16/10/2009 21:37:27

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

(I've no idea what zzr has just said lol, but to continue) Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Outside stood a very nice man. A very, very nice man.

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 16 October 2009 at 21:45

geoffb2005 @ 16/10/2009 21:45:54

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

but wait first, why is Shirlys sister standing in front of me with those huge knickers over her arms..

Message posted by excalibur on 16 October 2009 at 21:46

excalibur @ 16/10/2009 21:46:59

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

The nice man. The very very nice man stood there looking at all those knickers and arms. The very very nice man looked puzzled......

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 October 2009 at 21:51

Deleted Member @ 16/10/2009 21:51:45

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

[Oh dear, I see the loony bin has released the inmates into the community early, while it has a Spring clean]

Message posted by Sandi on 16 October 2009 at 21:52

Sandi @ 16/10/2009 21:52:02

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

but not surprised knowing his ..

Message posted by excalibur on 16 October 2009 at 21:56

excalibur @ 16/10/2009 21:56:56

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

said the very, very nice man! "You think that's bad," said Shirley's sister, "I ordered a full underwear collection, but these are just pants." At which point she lifted the huge knickers slightly.

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 16 October 2009 at 21:58

geoffb2005 @ 16/10/2009 21:58:10

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

at which point the nice man. The very very nice man who had previously looked quite puzzled broke into a massive smile..... Well my dear, he said......

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 October 2009 at 22:01

Deleted Member @ 16/10/2009 22:01:20

limeninja9

In: Liverpool
Posts: 737

"It's that time,, the time we said we would never speak of", he said, that very very nice man, hand on hips, wondering if he looked a little camp.

She nodded in reluctant agreement.

"But", she said head tilted quizzically, and only a small amount of dribble bubbling from the corner of her lips, "But, surely we need to......

Message posted by limeninja9 on 16 October 2009 at 23:12

limeninja9 @ 16/10/2009 23:12:06

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

"...gather more wood first. Besides, where would we get hold of a donkey at this time of night?" He pursed his lips. "Typical! Just like the time we tried to...."

Message posted by TeeCee on 16 October 2009 at 23:16

TeeCee @ 16/10/2009 23:16:13

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

...stake the bunny". "on second thoughts, I'll open the box". Inside, he found...

Message posted by Deleted Member on 17 October 2009 at 00:01

Deleted Member @ 17/10/2009 00:01:25

limeninja9

In: Liverpool
Posts: 737

that he needed to be quicker or XK would make his lengthy contribution useless.

And next to that he found the thing he knew would change their lives forever. He looked at her and saw the approval. No going back. He reached in with both trembling hands, cupping the prize, his breath deepened and stuttered in time with his racing heart. "Pass the....

Message posted by limeninja9 on 17 October 2009 at 00:36

limeninja9 @ 17/10/2009 00:36:13

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

the duchy on the left hand side

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 17 October 2009 at 00:42

WheelyNealy @ 17/10/2009 00:42:54

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

OH ... she sighed you have discovered my secret....my knickers were inherited from.....

Message posted by anneka56 on 17 October 2009 at 00:58

anneka56 @ 17/10/2009 00:58:50

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

the MOD store where green was all that left and the price was rite she lept into ..

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 17 October 2009 at 01:09

WheelyNealy @ 17/10/2009 01:09:22

limeninja9

In: Liverpool
Posts: 737

an alternate reality, confused for a moment. Blurred eyes strained to focus. She gasped as the realisation crept into her senses.

"Wow, I have never seen such a big...

Message posted by limeninja9 on 17 October 2009 at 01:20

limeninja9 @ 17/10/2009 01:20:22

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