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fastjock

In: Ripon
Posts: 931

the parrot "ars fk buggar" ........

Message posted by fastjock on 14 November 2009 at 14:02

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Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

............ then he realised the clocks went back that night so he had infact got several hours to show the lady a gud time. He gathered his thots and started to strut down the corridor to were she was laying seductively on tehbed when he suddenly rem ......................

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 15 November 2009 at 01:49

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excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

....embered it was his mothers sisters, boyfriends grandfathers nite to attend the....

Message posted by excalibur on 15 November 2009 at 07:59

excalibur @ 15/11/2009 07:59:03

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

...asylum! for their annual check up, meanwhile...

Message posted by Sandi on 15 November 2009 at 08:07

Sandi @ 15/11/2009 08:07:37

bigned

In: Eastriggs
Posts: 192

down at the BM club where all the nutter,s hang out ............................................................................... LOL

Message posted by bigned on 15 November 2009 at 08:14

bigned @ 15/11/2009 08:14:00

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

....and so it turned out that the Nutter of all nutters was family of the very,very very nice man who actually...

Message posted by excalibur on 15 November 2009 at 08:20

excalibur @ 15/11/2009 08:20:09

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

(dya think we'll get this novel published?)

...was related to...

Message posted by Sandi on 15 November 2009 at 08:29

Sandi @ 15/11/2009 08:29:10

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

...that guy named Fawkes...

Message posted by excalibur on 15 November 2009 at 08:34

excalibur @ 15/11/2009 08:34:20

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

what a guy........

Message posted by anneka56 on 16 November 2009 at 00:53

anneka56 @ 16/11/2009 00:53:10

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

..."PENNY FOR THEM" someone said to GUY as he sat there feeling STUFFED. Of course Guy would have replied but he was too CHOKED with the SMOKE from a neighbours BONFIRE. He was getting quite uncomfortable and could feel himself BURNING up, he thought to himself he must be getting flu, within seconds he fell asleep to the sound of his neighbours cheering...

Message posted by Sandi on 16 November 2009 at 01:24

Sandi @ 16/11/2009 01:24:01

mandi jay

In: Whitby
Posts: 215

....on Mrs P from #16 dancing round the bonfire wearing the mystical green knickers singing " I'm a firestarter, a wicked firestarter......

Message posted by mandi jay on 16 November 2009 at 20:54

mandi jay @ 16/11/2009 20:54:19

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

so he decided to blow them all up, got his rucksack and.........

this could be interesting!

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 21:00

RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 21:00:43

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

pulled out his big stick and lit his fuse and the suddenly there was a big bang and..............

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 November 2009 at 21:31

Deleted Member @ 16/11/2009 21:31:06

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

and the big cruiser he just borowed was blown to kingdome come and then .......

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 16 November 2009 at 21:34

WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 21:34:05

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

suddenly a man with horns on his head realised he'd leant a very similar looking cruiser to his mate and......

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 21:43

RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 21:43:11

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

and trew a wobler wich was not noticed at all but then .....

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 16 November 2009 at 21:47

WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 21:47:02

fastjock

In: Ripon
Posts: 931

the mystical green knickers said to Bob the builder "can we fix it" , Bob replied.............

Message posted by fastjock on 16 November 2009 at 21:56

fastjock @ 16/11/2009 21:56:15

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

he realised the explosion wasn't a bomb, it was his cruiser firing up! He loved the sound but no matter how much he sucked and blowed he couldn't get the baffles out of his tubes so he..........

Message posted by RustyKnight on 16 November 2009 at 21:58

RustyKnight @ 16/11/2009 21:58:01

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

drilled and drilled all nite long but there was no difrence at all so he went .....

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 16 November 2009 at 22:02

WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 22:02:55

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

up north looking for revenge............

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 November 2009 at 22:04

Deleted Member @ 16/11/2009 22:04:28

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