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Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

... lemon curd sandwiches wrapped in cling film, but if ur not that hungry and just want a snack look in my ..............

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 13 November 2009 at 13:24

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excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

..green knickers there's cream crackers with crunchy peanut butter and FJ's old salty..

Message posted by excalibur on 13 November 2009 at 18:16

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Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

in growing toe nail.........which he squoze and the puss went all over ..........

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 November 2009 at 21:53

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Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

. the enormous green knickers, which were thrown away and replaced by ....................

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 13 November 2009 at 22:10

Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 22:10:48

fastjock

In: Ripon
Posts: 931

by a clear rainmac......

Message posted by fastjock on 13 November 2009 at 22:12

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Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

which showed off the excentuating curves of .....................

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 13 November 2009 at 22:14

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fastjock

In: Ripon
Posts: 931

the very very nice man..........

Message posted by fastjock on 13 November 2009 at 22:25

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Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

......... who knows a very very nice woman who lives ............

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 13 November 2009 at 23:11

Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 23:11:54

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

in Birmingham near a bull with a big ring on his..................

Message posted by anneka56 on 13 November 2009 at 23:14

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Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

end of his bell.........on the door....till someone pressed it and .........

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 November 2009 at 23:15

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anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

a strange woman with big glasses on opened the door and invited him in with the promise of.......

Message posted by anneka56 on 13 November 2009 at 23:17

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Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

....... turkish delight and worcester sauce and a sneak preview of her huge .....................

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 13 November 2009 at 23:25

Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 23:25:45

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

collection of Des O'Connor cd's ( after all the michael jackson music flooding everywhere after his death PLEASE GOD keep Des breathing....... sorry off topic ) , she slowly slid out of her ......

Message posted by anneka56 on 13 November 2009 at 23:30

anneka56 @ 13/11/2009 23:30:33

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

... mumu and mask revealing the starch white straight jacket she was wearing over her ..................

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 13 November 2009 at 23:33

Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 23:33:23

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

fishnet stockings and high heeled wellies, " come over here a moment " she said " i have something to tell you !"......

Message posted by anneka56 on 13 November 2009 at 23:35

anneka56 @ 13/11/2009 23:35:45

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

........... 'i see dead people' she says at which he turns round white as a sheet and .............................

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 13 November 2009 at 23:39

Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 23:39:10

mandi jay

In: Whitby
Posts: 215

....looks down at her disgarded mumu (what the Censored

is a mumu???). big mistake!!! the moment he takes his eyes off her she.....

Message posted by mandi jay on 13 November 2009 at 23:45

mandi jay @ 13/11/2009 23:45:33

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

said "OMG did you attend the Zombie Walk in Manchester on November 1st... and do you remember the wedding that took place there..... it was you and I and i think it's time to for you to show me what you are made of!" with that she swayed off down the corridor , turning back with a seductive smile and a come on look in her eye........he thought......

Message posted by anneka56 on 13 November 2009 at 23:51

anneka56 @ 13/11/2009 23:51:07

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Best get some rubber johnnys im going to get laid to night hope the drugs don't go off to quick and then it hit him...............

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 November 2009 at 02:01

Deleted Member @ 14/11/2009 02:01:48

mandi jay

In: Whitby
Posts: 215

....it was 4 minutes till midnight and he would soon change back again. "Jesus" he thought "I'm gonna be cutting it fine to get laid before I change back". Then he realised he was worrying for nothing, he would still have plenty of time to show this lady a "good time" and still have at least 2 minutes to spare before he changed back into....

Message posted by mandi jay on 14 November 2009 at 13:00

mandi jay @ 14/11/2009 13:00:47

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