Crying is blackmail   Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for   Check your oil Please.   Anything we said six months ago is inadmissable in an argument.In fact, all comments become null and void afterseven days.   You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know how best to do it, just do it yourself.   Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.   Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, nor do we.   If it itches, it will be scratched.   We are not mind readers and we never will be.Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.   If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.   If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.   When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really   Beer is as exiting for us, as shoes and handbags are for you.   I am in shape.ROUND is a shape.                                                                                                                                                                              

Nice 1 Emzed nail hit directly square on the head .   I am sure though you have put your self in the open to criticisim but only from the fairer sex                                                                                                                                                                             

Nah they are an understanding type with a sense of humour, quick run!                                                                                                                                                                              

No we wont run, we are men and if there is punishment to give out we are the one to give it, slaps and knock outs                                                                                                                                                                             

Oh bring it on Sprinty, nail on your head you mean ...     ... Em, i thought you were my dear friend ?....       Try hitting me AND getting away with it, say your prayers , never mind running...you will deffo need to Sprint...                                                                                                                                                                              

Hey Jen     Don't shoot the messenger   I only re-published it   I did warn in the other thread that it was only in the interests of "balance"   And I thought you had a sense of humour   Or has it touched a raw nerve   C'mon admit it, you laughed as well                                                                                                                                                                                

Course i laughed Em, giggling to be honest ..                                                                                                                                                                             

its only a bit of fun or have I got iut wrong.........no didnt think so.   So as long as u women know ur place and stay in it oh what a happy world we will live in  some how cant see that happening                                                                                                                                                                             

You would be well lost without us , i could tell you why men where put on the earth... but i wont                                                                                                                                                                               

Was gonna offer you a hand here Gen, but can see you have the situation well under control!!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Thank you darling PB, you are very welcome to come on board .... dont they make ya sick with their arrogance and holier than thou attitude... especially that Sprint chap Takes cover.............                                                                                                                                                                             

Well I will men were put on this earth to satisfy women cos ther cant do a proper job on their own                                                                                                                                                                             

Oh you think so do you lad, ? hmm i could asnwer that..............but i wont                                                                                                                                                                              

Oh Sprint sweetie, I do know my place....but it sure ain't where you reckon it should be........                                                                                                                                                                              

Hiya pb as long as u stay in it its ok                                                                                                                                                                             

Hmmm......
in it, on it, or by it....
that's for me to know
Although for the past week, I've been on it!!!!

        
                                                                                                                                                                             

wot that then the toilet well u gotta go when u gotta go, U broken any church windows lately. Betty                                                                                                                                                                             

Oi Sprinty, dont talk to my lovely PB like that or the girls will be back in town, your town... in droves...                                                                                                                                                                             

Jen uve already said to far to drive and luckily megabus does not come to Walton so think Im very safe                                                                                                                                                                              

There other ways to get down to Walton....  so be careful... and be afraid, very afraid....