Rather she choked the chicken than pull it's head off.                                                                                                                                                                              

oh my gawd you lot  pmsl  it gets worse..... hahahahahahaha   so i guess ya could have click button if you want a pilly ride.... and click button if you would like to pre-arrange some hanky panky..... with or without conversation.......   or send in your pics of homeless chickens                                                                                                                                                                             

You guys are nuts....funny as f**k Lol :)                                                                                                                                                                              

xSuzix  suggestion                     PHOTO GALLERY OF HOMELESS CHICKENS   What a great idea ,although I think that 'photo shop' should be banned coz ya wouldn't want to disapoint a potential new owner , if the magnificent chicken turned out to be 'just a little chick'.   Perhaps we could also have a......                     PHOTO GALLERY OF CHICKEN ENCLOSURES   I suppose it's fair to say that a 'choked chicken' would relish the thought of being able to 'peck' once more in any 'chicken encclosure' I do think that a photo of a neat and tidy 'chicken enclosure' would make him swell with pride at the prospect of new ownership.   lol Dusty x                                                                                                                                                                                  

@Kaycat              After checking out the profile photo of you and 'the girls'. I think that I could only offer you a lift if you sat on the pillion facing backwards. It's a well known fact that men can only do one thing at a time , so , I think we would be ok setting off BUT as soon as I braked for the first corner 'the girls' would be in my back and I'd ride straight on ,into oblivion [casualty]   There is a thread in the NEWS section on women riding sidesaddle on the pillion. It all makes perfect sense now lol   This post was brought to you by the ''power of smut''   lol Dusty x                                                                                                                                                                                

lmao well i think i could ride side on top or under behind or backwords ......... and if u need a hand with the chickens im happy to lend a hand and help enyway i can                                                                                                                                                                              

if you're getting rid of chickens,would nobody suspect fowl play??? ,signed a.nonymous -turkey.esq.                                                                                                                                                                             

and this hanky panky...do they come ready monogrammed or is that extra??...i need to know these things...                                                                                                                                                                             

  Hmmm, suppose there is that aspect to it Jinx.......aspect?..... thats what happens to you when you sit on a hen house.                                                                                                                                                                              

Jinx, it all depends whether you have the panky without the hanky or not.                                                                                                                                                                             

you can have a hanky on it's own, but it is highly illegal to have a solo panky.                                                                                                                                                                             

I likes panky.

I mean I like spanky.                                                                                                                                                                             

This is not making  uckin sense to me now. Ah uckin Fs knackered again.