Not as serious but a pillock decided he'd just walk off with my Stanley bolt box of all the fixings we'd collected for my mates trike possably only a few quids worth of bolts nuts etc but the box was £25 when new, I'd taken 3 heavy items into the garage where I was working on the trike (including a B&D trolly tool box full of loads of kit a professional socket set and a power drill), this shit and his rotund mate were walking towards me with a dog as I went into the friends garden (walking passed the bolt box en route left it up against the garden wall) just popped in to hook up power supply walked out and yep the pillock had brazenly picked up the bolt box and was casually walking down the ten foot!!!!!!!
I shouted after him "OI BRING THAT BACK AND I WON'T BREAK YOUR LEGs" to which he promptly turned about face and minced back to me and handed me the bolt box and said he was sorry! FFS I shouted at him again "are you a compleate imbacile or just a cliptomanic!!!!" He appologuised again and I snalred to him to "get out of my sight before I did something I regretted!"