Clearly you never studied Mime in Drama class at school
Too flippin right I didn't! Bunch of weirdo teachers trying to get you to pretend to be a bleedin' tree in the gym...
Or worse... takin' you outside to the playing fields and trying to get you to skip around barefoot in yer 'orrible games shirt and navy-blue bucket knickers, pretendin to be a sodding butterfly... in full view of every boy who'd bothered to turn up to what was then one of the toughest schools in Sarf Lundun...
Aye, right! Think again teach!
The only time I run around those playing fields in front of that lot is when I'm armed with a hockey stick TYVM!