Individuals who sent spurious free ads to the Used Bike Guide. Like I did. “Blonde Lesbian Schoolteacher, 26, Triumph owner, GSOH, WLTM Anglican Bishop for dogging and Scrabble.” I wrote Tranmere Rovers’ phone number in the “Contact Details” section. This particular escapade backfired on me when a hitherto-unknown striker with a suspiciously round collar arrived at Prenton Park from nowhere and scored 25 goals (including two penalties) in what remained of the season. They still got relegated, though.