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89 Posts | Latest reply on 06/05/2012 15:32:31 by X Beanz X | Go to original / last post

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Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

Im really losing my marbles lately...

Doing some cheese rolls today I got all the stuff out of the fridge inc cheese.. Cut rolls, buttered them then got another pack of cheese out, opened it and used it... On putting the stuff away I realised I had already got the opened cheese out... Now I have 2 packs open... What A Plank... LOL

Message posted by Deleted User on 16 February 2012 at 00:30

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Alice2

In: York
Posts: 2585

Naah.....that's just beginners stuff,Debs!!
Wait till you're taking the dirty breakfast dishes up to your bedroom or pouring hot water onto the coffee on an up-turned mug...you'll know there's no going back then LOL

Message posted by Alice2 on 16 February 2012 at 00:36

Alice2 @ 16/02/2012 00:36:05

rockchickeelicious

In: Newcastle
Posts: 2239

I sat here reading this "ridiculousness" at 12.36am.. when I have to be up in five hours.. absolutely laughing my ass off... What A Plank

Message posted by rockchickeelicious on 16 February 2012 at 00:39

rockchickeelicious @ 16/02/2012 00:39:33

Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

Alice.. I know thats coming soon... I can feel it in my bladder as it lets go when I least expect it to LOL

Anne... This thread just had to be started... Im going to be posting on here a lot LOL

Message posted by Deleted User on 16 February 2012 at 00:42

Deleted User @ 16/02/2012 00:42:46

In: Birmingham
Posts: 11177

Just becuse I get up for work at 2am

Message posted by JP on 16 February 2012 at 02:16

JP @ 16/02/2012 02:16:29

lawnmower

In: Nirvana
Posts: 135

Drove into Brum.
Parked my car in Brindley Place.
Went off to sort my business.
Back to car park (remembered which one).
Then spent an hour trying to remember where I'd parked the car. Must have walked a mile round and round the car park (multi storey so up and down the ramps and round and round and round and round.......)
Eventually found the car but had to pay an additional £1.20 parking charges.

What a numpty head!!!

Message posted by lawnmower on 16 February 2012 at 07:36

lawnmower @ 16/02/2012 07:36:37

Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

JP you just love it Thumbs Up

LM that is well funny LOL

It happened to me in Westgate Shopping Centre with my daughters... I thought someone had nicked the car and my youngest started to cry. Was only when my eldest daughter reminded me that we were not parked on that level did I feel a right Plank... LOL

Message posted by Deleted User on 16 February 2012 at 16:13

Deleted User @ 16/02/2012 16:13:34

Meliejayne76

In: Peterborough
Posts: 362

Keep upsetting the wrong people and dont know why just a plank really

Message posted by Meliejayne76 on 17 February 2012 at 13:22

Meliejayne76 @ 17/02/2012 13:22:34

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

I'm posting on this topic... What a plank

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 February 2012 at 21:31

Deleted Member @ 20/02/2012 21:31:08

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Couldn't understand why the lights on my bike wouldn't work...I suppose it might have helped if the battery was connected

(u can tell everyone now, rc)

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 February 2012 at 22:29

Deleted Member @ 20/02/2012 22:29:59

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

I've done the car park thing at Gatwick Airport when i was despatching, phoned the security office to say my bike's been nicked. The security bloke told me my bike was on the floor below, called my a plank and hung up.

Message posted by Ragnar on 21 February 2012 at 13:23

Ragnar @ 21/02/2012 13:23:43

bomb doctor

In: Cheshire
Posts: 1854

PMSL @ Ragnar .... Classic

Message posted by bomb doctor on 21 February 2012 at 14:47

bomb doctor @ 21/02/2012 14:47:40

Meliejayne76

In: Peterborough
Posts: 362

I'm a plank cos Ive had to ask someone how to make pancakes lol

Message posted by Meliejayne76 on 24 February 2012 at 10:26

Meliejayne76 @ 24/02/2012 10:26:13

Riggy66

In: Huddersfield
Posts: 447

You'd think that a tea drinker would have learnt by age 46 how to make herself a decent cuppa. But I never get it right.
What a plank.

Message posted by Riggy66 on 26 February 2012 at 12:02

Riggy66 @ 26/02/2012 12:02:11

skyline25

In: Pershore
Posts: 18

Every time i make toast i burn it.

I know i'm PLANK to.

Message posted by skyline25 on 27 February 2012 at 11:54

skyline25 @ 27/02/2012 11:54:26

hdsnfun

In: Worc's
Posts: 27

Filled my zx10.The lass said"£10 of diesel!" I said"Have you got a empty drum?"

I guess that qualifies me as a plank!

Message posted by hdsnfun on 29 February 2012 at 20:02

hdsnfun @ 29/02/2012 20:02:22

Simon66

In: Peterborough
Posts: 846

"I'm a plank cos Ive had to ask someone how to make pancakes lol" And you still haven't made them

Message posted by Simon66 on 03 March 2012 at 02:08

Simon66 @ 03/03/2012 02:08:30

Meliejayne76

In: Peterborough
Posts: 362

Havent made them because I'm waiting for you to show me!!

Message posted by Meliejayne76 on 03 March 2012 at 12:44

Meliejayne76 @ 03/03/2012 12:44:01

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

maybe i was jus born that way

Message posted by Deleted Member on 04 March 2012 at 13:33

Deleted Member @ 04/03/2012 13:33:52

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Rode to the Tan Hill Inn (highest in England. An hour there, an hour back. Went to refuel...where's me wallet?! Back to the pub to retrieve wallet left on bar

An hour there, an hour back...

Message posted by Deleted Member on 11 March 2012 at 20:15

Deleted Member @ 11/03/2012 20:15:02

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