I've just scored 21% on Guitar Hero 3 and that's been my highest score so far (pathetic I know!). My son has just scored 23%.... twice! He's 2 years old and can't even hold the guitar properly!

 How the buggering anteaters does my two year old son consistently score 2% more than my highest ever score?????!!!

What should you be better at than a two year old but quite evidently aren't?

                                                                                                                                                                             

 and just to make it worse, you were 'trying' and he was randomly pressing keys  !   I suspect most 2 year olds are better at picking up women than I am - they win in the cuteness stakes..                                                                                                                                                                              

LMAO Squid love it ! 

As for what I should do better than a 2 year old & cannot ... lend me a 2 year old & I will tell you 

                                                                                                                                                                             

Neil; you're right I was really trying!
Now my son definitely beats you in the cuteness stakes (no offence!) but given Shell wants to "lend" a two year old, I've got a business idea.

I shall hire out my son for a reasonable fee and once he's used his cuteness to break the ice with the ladies you can hand him back! Obviously they'll be a non-refundable deposit on top of the hire fee!

Shell; I'll hire him out to you too, so you can pit your wits with him and discover what your not as good as a 2 year old at. Same rental conditions as Neil!

This could prove to be a lucrative little family business!                                                                                                                                                                             

I am totally useless at anything to do with gaming - cant do Xbox, PS3 or any kind of computer games - hand eye coordination is crap and I cant run and jump at the same time! I once put my shoulder out playing tennis on the Wii . I feel my skills lie in other areas - just not sure where yet!                                                                                                                                                                             

Wheelies. They never got any better  despite years of trying, burnt clutches and duff 2nd gears.

Controlling my temper!!! I'm worse than a 2 year old having a tantrum when i'm riled!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

standing up without a bar to lean on.                                                                                                                                                                              

spelling                                                                                                                                                                               

I'm a Slimming World Consultant.. know nutrition inside out.. help tonnes and tonnes of lovely slimmers.. yet am still 3 stone overweight myself!!  Now THATS embarrassing!!                                                                                                                                                                             

I hear that nookie is an excellent way of shedding a few excess pounds.   You can consult me anytime                                                                                                                                                                             

XK hunny.. that sounds So Wrong on So Many Levels...                                                                                                                                                                             

Did u hear the one about the guy that farted in a lift?   That was so wrong, on so many levels...                                                                                                                                                                             

obviously XK should be better at humour ......but isnt! lol                                                                                                                                                                             

keeping in touch with my friends..                                                                                                                                                                             

i should be (know) better at saying "i think ive had enough" to that last alcofrolic drink at 3 in t' morning ...... the one you blame everything on... or was it a "bad pint" pmsl                                                                                                                                                                              

housework.. but then i used to dress her up as cinders when she was two and told her it was a game..... just dont tell social services