Feret......see....? Us 12 kids had bad eyes, we had to share me grandads national health specs a day at a time....can't see much atal now. But that never stop us having fun, playing on the bomb site looking for shrapnel.....me dad used to get £2 a ton on a good day. He could then get a bit legless before we found the UB. When we pulled that out he could have a couple more.....but it wernt that bad...being a generous geezer, he bought us a bag of damp crisps to share...but the salt had gone damp...thats where your salt would be handy please                                                                                                                                                                             

ah, shmileeee duc, duc                                                                                                                                                                             

you thought you had it bad Mr Neale
well our weekend job was cutting up newspaper for loo roll, we didnt have toys we had a big metal ring and a stick and had to roll it along the road with a stick,but then it broke someone pinched the stick, ferrets whats a ferret we had a rat on a piece of string and had to walk that and it got fed better then we did it was our guard rat
                                                                                                                                                                             

NEWSPAPERS...? didn't know what one was until I was 21. We had to use leaves, mind you winter wasn't a good time! RATS........? A delicacy, if we could find one. They wouldn't even go near our larder, in case they caught something and that was a hole in the ground.                                                                                                                                                                              

A delicacy for us was the great hedgehog round up, we use to ride over the hills rounding up all the wafs and strays brand the ones we didnt need and sell the rest  in the market place, have you ever tried to lasso a hedge hog vicious beast take your arm off they would, we would let them run free on the roads till they got squashed and brewed them in a stew, as hedgehogs have been dealt like this for so long this is why you see dead one's in the road 

Had to have a nasty mole removed from my nob the other day.....Shell Not be poking one of them again in a hurry.....                                                                                                                                                                             

OK as long as it wasn't Adrian                                                                                                                                                                              

What do you think of the Goverments Budget this year ? is it making the rich richer and the poor poorer ?                                                                                                                                                                              

All governments bugets are in favour of the haves.                                                                                                                                                                             

Do you think that Guy Falks had the right idea ?                                                                                                                                                                              

What you mean...? Charging people to watch Fireworks....                                                                                                                                                                             

No blowing up parliament

                                                                                                                                                                             

I thought that they were going to do that last week with the jerry cans full of petrol                                                                                                                                                                              

sounds good to me                                                                                                                                                                               

Why is it called a Jerry Can.....?                                                                                                                                                                             

Because it belonged to Jerry                                                                                                                                                                               

But it might have been Tom's....                                                                                                                                                                             

It was designed in Germany. Maybe if it were desiged here it would be called a Tommy can, or can't.                                                                                                                                                                             

If French, would it be a can can?                                                                                                                                                                             

But if it were Chinese it would be called a car.