You call your bike your woman Your best friends are named after animals i.e. Otter, Rabbit, Turkey, etc... Your best shoes have steel toes Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years When you refer to Captain America, you mean the bike and not the comic book hero You know that Marlon Brando rode a triumph in The Wild One and not a Harley Davidson You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in The Wild One You idea of jewellery is chains and barbed wire You watch bike shows on TV whilst relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying bike gear off the internet You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck You carry around a crushed beer can in case you park your bike on uneven ground You have bike parts in your house and clean them as if they are ornaments You don’t know how to turn on the washing machine, but you have 4 different kinds of cleaners for your bike You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet You wave at bikers, even when you are in your car Your 3 piece suit consists of, leather trousers, a leather vest and a leather jacket Your other suit is a rain suit You wake up next to your other half, and your first thought is if your bike will start You plan your holidays to Florida to coincide with the rally at Daytona     You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk You can’t remember your kids’ names or birthdays, but you can remember that Harley Davidson made the Knucklehead, Pan Head, Shovel Head, Evolution and Twin Cam 88 Your screen saver on your phone/computer is a Motorbike The staff at the local bike shop know your name Your tent is blue                                                                                                                                                                                 

hmm don't match a couple of them so does that make me a 95% biker??

                                                                                                                                                                             

And I was doing so well...but my tent is beige! Sod it!                                                                                                                                                                             

mm i got 24 of them ???? so im i a biker ???