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Deleted Member

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i just looked at a bmw bike for sale and i liked it i must be getting old

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 July 2011 at 14:27

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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Why do you equate old age with a BMW bike? Is it cos some younger uns may not be able afford to buy a BMW bike?

Message posted by Sandi on 07 July 2011 at 14:58

Sandi @ 07/07/2011 14:58:30

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

big clive,,,, there are many indicators of old age,,,,

incontinence,
wrinkles,
arthritis,
deafness , and of course grey pubic hair !! but buying a bmw aint one of em chuck hahahahah Big smile

Message posted by Boodyblues on 07 July 2011 at 15:03

Boodyblues @ 07/07/2011 15:03:43

Deleted Member

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there are many indicators of old age,,,, inability to get off bike without falling on arse and making a complete tit of yourself

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 July 2011 at 15:08

Deleted Member @ 07/07/2011 15:08:13

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

you are so gonna pay for that xk!!!! LOL

Message posted by Boodyblues on 07 July 2011 at 15:14

Boodyblues @ 07/07/2011 15:14:29

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Boody, I've been hard of hearing since I was a kiddy, does that make me old before me time? lol Come to think of it I was incontinent as a teenager, I often wet meself while laughing

PML @ 'grey pubic hair', I'd like to swap my head hair for my pubic hair, that would knock about 5 yrs off me age.

Message posted by Sandi on 07 July 2011 at 15:28

Sandi @ 07/07/2011 15:28:38

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

ahahahhahahahah needed that laugh sandi x

Message posted by Boodyblues on 07 July 2011 at 15:31

Boodyblues @ 07/07/2011 15:31:40

In: Birmingham
Posts: 11141

boody can I take it you fell off the bike and landed on your ass then lol

Message posted by JP on 07 July 2011 at 15:37

JP @ 07/07/2011 15:37:03

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

i got dead leg jp and fell on my hand when i got off !!

Message posted by Boodyblues on 07 July 2011 at 15:56

Boodyblues @ 07/07/2011 15:56:49

Deleted Member

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And got a poorly thumb from it! See, I was paying attention in class Miss

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 July 2011 at 15:58

Deleted Member @ 07/07/2011 15:58:32

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

Sandi you def put a smile on my face then lol

I just look at Old Un and sigh gratefully that yep .... i'm still younger than him lol

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 07 July 2011 at 16:04

Brummie Jackie @ 07/07/2011 16:04:25

In: Birmingham
Posts: 11141

what did the doctor say ( This may smart a little ?)

Message posted by JP on 07 July 2011 at 16:09

JP @ 07/07/2011 16:09:42

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

remind me to slap u frickin hard when i see you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 07 July 2011 at 16:21

Brummie Jackie @ 07/07/2011 16:21:55

Deleted Member

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wrinkles check grey hair check hard of hearing check fall off bike check forget where your going when your half way there double check OH MY GOD I DO NEED A BMW

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 July 2011 at 17:15

Deleted Member @ 07/07/2011 17:15:23

Deleted Member

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When you get out of bed and sound like a maraca band.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 07 July 2011 at 17:57

Deleted Member @ 07/07/2011 17:57:33

Roachy

In: West Yorks
Posts: 1042

Careful, you'll be wanting a Honda next!

Message posted by Roachy on 07 July 2011 at 18:29

Roachy @ 07/07/2011 18:29:25

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Hey! nowt wrong wi' Hondas, Roachy, my Taffy was a Honda, altho in his case HINDrance would be more accurate

Message posted by Sandi on 07 July 2011 at 23:00

Sandi @ 07/07/2011 23:00:24

mizzi

In: Colne
Posts: 485

U know you're getting old when u get off the back of a bike and it take u 2 hrs to stop walking like u need a new pair of pants... Oh and when u start asking ur patients what the chuff u were doing coz u forgot again...

Message posted by mizzi on 08 July 2011 at 16:09

mizzi @ 08/07/2011 16:09:53

bandit lover

In: Birmingham
Posts: 7765

Mmmmmm, whilst visiting the red light district in Amsterdam, an ex of mine said to me ' I must be getting old, I would prefer to look at a line up of motorbikes!!!!! Not so sure that he was getting old, think he was more a little bit confussed!!!!!

Message posted by bandit lover on 08 July 2011 at 16:38

bandit lover @ 08/07/2011 16:38:36

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must be getting old when told in a nightclub to "fk off you old tw*t"

Message posted by Deleted Member on 08 July 2011 at 16:41

Deleted Member @ 08/07/2011 16:41:46

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