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74 Posts | Latest reply on 23/08/2011 23:45:19 by wenders | Go to original / last post
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Well, my penis reduction operation wasn't a success.                                                                                                                                                                               
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act honey thats brilliant ! pmsl xx,,,, xklybr love it lol!!

slidy n jp yep good ones!

rags bagsy i shoot the first burning arrow to send you to valhalla?

wasnt it scott walker that sang no regrets guys?                                                                                                                                                                             
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I'd love to be original but by the same token I think one of the best I heard and I'd be likely to copy was Spike Milligans "I told you I was ill"                                                                                                                                                                             
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i thought it was a shame the people who run the cemetery business actually made spike have that in Gaelic incase it caused offence!!!                                                                                                                                                                             
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Maybe it's coz they think ur not meant to have a sense of humour when ur dead. Problem those kind of people don't have one when alive, within reason if it isn't offensive then they should respect the living wishes of the dead.                                                                                                                                                                             
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damn right bbz,, after all the man was funny as Censoredk when he was alive!!!                                                                                                                                                                             
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Too right, a mate of mine is a real fan and has a number of his books, when Spike was alive my mate sent one of the books to him with a polite request for him to sign and return it.

He got a letter back, straight to the point "Derek, thanks for the book. Love Spike"                                                                                                                                                                              
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I've got my requirements all laid out in my will :   Headstone to read 'All right, we'll call it a draw'   Music to include 'Too Old to Rock and Roll' and 'Return to Sender'                                                                                                                                                                             
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lol , nice 1 henry, like itThumbs Up                                                                                                                                                                             
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Never thought about a headstone, just want to be cremated and scattered in the countryside, though I want Freebird-Lynard Skynard, Thunderstruck-AC/DC and Enter Sandman-Metalicca played at the funeral.   Anne                                                                                                                                                                             
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Something simple.

That was fun.
Can I do it again.                                                                                                                                                                               
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'And you thought i anoyed you when i was alive'   'I want a second opinion'   ' told you i could hold my breath for more than 1/2 hour'                                                                                                                                                                               
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so long as they dont carry me away in a Flipin Volvo or a Ford hearse  i dont really care wots on the head stone     but maybe something like     " I may be gone and you will no doubt forget about me but i still ate the last Rolo so there " (under linned) " RASSSSSSSSSSPPPPP" Dead                                                                                                                                                                              
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Thought the Bernie Clifton ostrich outfit was very funny, right to the point when he got run over.
                                                                                                                                                                             
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Was enjoying my youngest three's company the other night and having a really good laugh and said my usual:

"Oooo i do love ya kids".......

That's the one i want on my headstone and i told them all......they said they'd see to it.Thumbs Up
                                                                                                                                                                             
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