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Strom67

In: Hilton, Cambs
Posts: 10205

"Give it to me! Give it to me! " she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!"

She could scream all she wanted but I was keeping hold of the umbrella ....

Message posted by Strom67 on 08 October 2023 at 07:45

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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34800

If you're dating a dominatrix, never say "It's time to hit the sack."

Message posted by Ragnar on 08 October 2023 at 08:35

Ragnar @ 08/10/2023 08:35:38

Strom67

In: Hilton, Cambs
Posts: 10205

Two men broke into a chemists and stole all the Viagra...

The police have stated that they are on the lookout for two hardened criminals...

Message posted by Strom67 on 08 October 2023 at 11:50

Strom67 @ 08/10/2023 11:50:44

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Round at the mother in laws for dinner. Sat at table with the table cloth covering my lap. I had necked a viagra the night before, cheeky night in with gf, unfortunately, fell asleep 5 minutes after swallowing it. Then! The pill decides to work, sat proudly at the table, I could have died. Mother in law leans over to place plate for me when she says. " you smell nice, what you got on ".
Well she wasn't impressed when I answered her....... " I've got a fkn hard on, but i didn't know you could smell it" boom boom 😘

Message posted by Deleted Member on 08 October 2023 at 12:39

Deleted Member @ 08/10/2023 12:39:08

Strom67

In: Hilton, Cambs
Posts: 10205

It is said that you burn off as many calories during sex as you do when running eight miles...

Who the hell can run eight miles in 30 seconds???

Message posted by Strom67 on 08 October 2023 at 14:22

Strom67 @ 08/10/2023 14:22:34

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34800

Not a joke just funny

One should not laugh but.... John Lewis has stopped insuring electric cars due to high repair costs. Electric car owners are facing a 1,000 per cent rise in insurance premiums . Fights have broken out at EV charging points.

Well, there is some justice in this world after all.

Message posted by Ragnar on 08 October 2023 at 18:28

Ragnar @ 08/10/2023 18:28:14

Strom67

In: Hilton, Cambs
Posts: 10205

A woman got out of the shower and walked sexily into the bedroom. She said to her boyfriend ... "I've shaved down there, so you know what that means!"

"Yeah" he said, "the bloody drain's blocked again!"

Message posted by Strom67 on 10 October 2023 at 23:21

Strom67 @ 10/10/2023 23:21:59

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