A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they spotted a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. 
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" 
"I'm going to commit suicide," she said. 
While the biker didn't want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an opportunity. "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" 
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. 
When she has finished kissing, the biker says, "Wow! That was the bet kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" 
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl ..                                                                                                                                                                              

haha                                                                                                                                                                              

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pmsllllllll love it,,                                                                                                                                                                             

I'm in deep trouble,   I mixed up the addresses on my valentine's card envelopes.   Now my girlfriend thinks i love her and my wife thinks i want to sh*g her!                                                                                                                                                                                  

lmao nice one                                                                                                                                                                              

Good one Wills