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24 Posts | Latest reply on 01/04/2011 12:42:32 by Deleted User | Go to original / last post

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DriftnSlide

In: Belfast/Larne
Posts: 394

Fool people into thinking you have a social life, by going offline for a few hours. Thumbs Up

Message posted by DriftnSlide on 03 February 2011 at 18:20

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Blackberry

In: Warrington
Posts: 1903

Eh.....?? This is my social life

Message posted by Blackberry on 03 February 2011 at 19:28

Blackberry @ 03/02/2011 19:28:30

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

lmao drift !!!! what you sayin... eh eh ayyyye ???!! haha lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 February 2011 at 21:11

Deleted Member @ 03/02/2011 21:11:37

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Instead of buying expensive binoculars, just stand closer to the object you wish to view.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 February 2011 at 22:21

Deleted Member @ 03/02/2011 22:21:41

GreasyTony

In: Camberley
Posts: 1325

Take your dustbin to the supermarket with you, so that you can see which items you have recently run out of...

Message posted by GreasyTony on 04 February 2011 at 04:10

GreasyTony @ 04/02/2011 04:10:38

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

When using a stapler, turn it on its side and look at the side panel. If it has a different colour in it, you are running out of staple's....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 04 February 2011 at 16:21

Deleted Member @ 04/02/2011 16:21:19

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

a small bowl is handy to stop eggs rolling off the counter when your baking Thumbs Up

Message posted by Boodyblues on 04 February 2011 at 18:41

Boodyblues @ 04/02/2011 18:41:05

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Boody I think that tip is too sensible and should be deleted from this topic (why do we keep encouraging DriftnSlide?)

Message posted by Sandi on 05 February 2011 at 05:31

Sandi @ 05/02/2011 05:31:31

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

if going to walk the dog in a hurry and wellies are too far away simply put a carrier bag on each foot to keep feet dry...

Message posted by Deleted Member on 05 February 2011 at 18:42

Deleted Member @ 05/02/2011 18:42:22

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34800

Do you work with a woman with big boobs? Hold the door open for her when she's far away and watch her run towards you. Enjoy my friends.... Enjoy

Message posted by Ragnar on 05 February 2011 at 19:42

Ragnar @ 05/02/2011 19:42:36

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

digestive biscuits that have gone stale can be varnished and used as coasters...... for a neat party trick for animal lovers find a willing hedgehog to walk around with cheese stuck to his spines,,,

Message posted by Boodyblues on 06 February 2011 at 13:10

Boodyblues @ 06/02/2011 13:10:23

wheelbarrow

In: Cardigan
Posts: 750

Digestives should not be allowed to go stale, end of. But I like your hedgehog trick

Message posted by wheelbarrow on 06 February 2011 at 13:13

wheelbarrow @ 06/02/2011 13:13:39

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

pmsl boody

in order to save on water bill costs simply go to your local swimming baths whenever you feel the need for a bath or shower....the chlorine shoudl get rid of any unsightly smells and you can wash your hair at the same time....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 06 February 2011 at 17:06

Deleted Member @ 06/02/2011 17:06:05

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

hahahahha,,,ill bet some folks really do that suz,, help blind folks at the post office by teaching the guide dog how to lick stamps

Message posted by Boodyblues on 06 February 2011 at 20:28

Boodyblues @ 06/02/2011 20:28:28

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

boody save having to carry shopping home... simply visit supermarket at meal times and eat while walking down isle... then scan empty box or bag .... pay .. and away you go..

Message posted by Deleted Member on 08 February 2011 at 21:24

Deleted Member @ 08/02/2011 21:24:41

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34800

If your children are still wetting the bed. Get them an electric blanket, they will soon learn.

Message posted by Ragnar on 21 February 2011 at 18:26

Ragnar @ 21/02/2011 18:26:03

Weirdoraptor

In: Brough, E. Yorks
Posts: 2087

Empty a bag of maltesers on the floor at a weight watchers meeting.... and VOILA!.. a life size game of Hungry Hippos

Message posted by Weirdoraptor on 28 February 2011 at 13:26

Weirdoraptor @ 28/02/2011 13:26:18

Jack Jones

In: Tell you later
Posts: 1468

thats a scene in my head that i just cant shake off

Message posted by Jack Jones on 13 March 2011 at 14:27

Jack Jones @ 13/03/2011 14:27:30

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Hungry hippos

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 March 2011 at 17:17

Deleted Member @ 13/03/2011 17:17:33

Jack Jones

In: Tell you later
Posts: 1468

TOP TIP........ when going camping in scotland , remember to take your T E N T (unlike me, boo hoo)

Message posted by Jack Jones on 29 March 2011 at 12:42

Jack Jones @ 29/03/2011 12:42:26

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