I could do the Mod thing and change it so its me that posts first lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Hooray a Mod joining in with the silly stuff :-) Well done B J.                                                                                                                                                                              

Ah, but keep an eye on 'er could be a spymod .. she may be lulling us into a false sense of security, then  .. .. ..      wham no thread, .. gone like a goney thing from gones-ville                                                                                                                                                                             

GT be careful or i will edit your post so it reads BJ is brill lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Hah..But everyone will know you edited it Jackie..   And Tony of course I was reffering to couture...Off the shoulder red number-pink fluffy ears=BIG MISTAKE!!!   However your spangly thong & Nuttys boots with the fluffy pinks, now there,s an outfit to die for...Though perhaps at some of the meets you probably would!                                                                                                                                                                             

Not if i delete my post they wont so there nah nah nah nah lol

                                                                                                                                                                             

"Here".......... there you go i posted it first..... so im afraid peeps and peepesses that i undoubtedly WINNNN wooooooooooooooop deeeeeeeeeee  
                                                                                                                                                                             

@ Weirdo.
Ancient pharaoh Tutanweirdo ? hmmmmmmm....
I'm gonna have to consult my ancient Egyptian history books in my vast library, then convert it from Hieorglyphics to English before I can confirm your statement.  Meanwhile I'll have to give you the benefit of the doubt, and allow you continue IMO, futile chance of winning first prize in this outstanding, fair and un-bias competition.  Henceforth you will need to post another 996 times to stand a chance of claiming the ultimate 2nd prize.  Although at this point I may ask for a photocopy of your passport to confirmy your Egyptian nationality.

@ Suzi...
ahhh............. I see what your doing there.  lol  Trying to cash in on a technicality.  Unfortunately, as I have appointed myself the inventor/official adjudicator and ultimately the 1st prize winner of this competition, I'm afraid this is not acceptable.

I've also decided all mods are ineligible to enter, due to possible cheating and irregularities !! 
                                                                                                                                                                             

well that being the case ........ im bored now....... dont wanna play any more.......... hahahahahahahahahaha                                                                                                                                                                              

If your Egypitian your still in with a good shout for 2nd prize though ? Your only competition is Weirdo, and personaly I don't think he's an Egyptian kebab in his body. :-)                                                                                                                                                                              

CONGRATULATIONS xSuzix....A WINNER...Tonights prize is.......                   Sorry hun drumroll aint working tonight...   Da da da da da da dat da da........   A date at a rally of your choice with.....Our very own....GREASYTONY!!   Yes xSuzyx you get to pick the venue..All expenses paid..Tony comes complete with  ..err...well Tony does in fact come complete!!   Ahh yes Tony does in fact come complete with his very own Haute Couture wardrobe...Consisting of Tonys own design off the shoulder little red number..Matching red sparkly thong!!..Glamorous thigh length boots with 6" stiletto heels..And to crown the outfit...My own design Fluffy Pink Rabbit Ears!!!!    This is guaranteed to be a night you,ll never forget...No matter how hard you try!!!   Again my heartfelt congratulations xSuzix       And don,t try to deny it Tony!!  Old Red has the pictures!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Drift i'm telling my mom so there !!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Jackie, why on earth would you feel the need to alter my post to mention that you are great ?   Everbody on BM already knows that!!     Yes ladies & gents .. .. thats called sucking up                                                                                                                                                                              

GT you get a gold star ............. thats called favouritism lol                                                                                                                                                                              

"then  .. .. ..
 
   wham no thread, .. gone like a goney thing from gones-ville"

Lol!  Oh, I'm so tempted ......

                                                                                                                                                                             

No its not thats A*** Licking                                                                                                                                                                              

WB i save that soley for you                                                                                                                                                                               

                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

well old red i am of course highly tempted about this prize with Mr T  my only concern is can he catch me when his 6 inch heels keep gettin stuck in't mud.......... pmsl  ..... and will he show me up as ive only got a leopard sequin matchin set.....   lmfao.....   of course i wont be sharing me lippie with him either...