hmm ok i think way too many sad and serious posts, time for some truly mad stuff,,please feel free to add to the list of insane "doings".

yes i really did!>>during midday break of a mind numbingly dull staff meeting i was the last to leave the room for refreshments, i had removed my glasses and had my head on the desk and was talking outloud to nobody (or so i thought) i said >>> oh my god if this meeting gets any more boring im gonna sellotape my head to this table!! i also had drawn a smiley face on my index finger ( like you do), the smiley finger replied in my bosses voice with speech impediment included,, oh noo boody dont do that!!,,. then i heard the reply from behind me>> no please dont these tables are 2 grand each!!  i turned to see my boss stood behind me !! ooer!! pmsl

                                                                                                                                                                              

Dull staff meeting, or L,S,D lol.                                                                                                                                                                             

Last christmas I was called to an emergency planning meeting, fogetting I had worn my christmas jingle socks as just as the meeting started, so did my socks! and they just kept on playing, had to remove them from my feet and the meeting room.....never worn them for work since!

no l.s.d act,lol, its just me being me!! more insanity to come,,its cleansing for the soul so they say hahah.                                                                                                                                                                             

lol@roxie,, ah well you cudda worn socks that played>> for hes a jolly good fella at a funeral!!!lmao x                                                                                                                                                                             

Hi boody, your staff meetings may never be the same again!  made me laugh                                                                                                                                                                             

after a fall from a ladder, i was getting my leg strapped up by a really sweet japanese doctor,, and under the influence of a cocktail of painkillers i asked him if the canteen did a good sushi?                                                                                                                                                                              

Last time i had a loose screw, mi exhaust fell off.                                                                                                                                                                             

Failed in mi quest to become Barnsley and district pan fighting champion for 2011, mi shorts ripped so i lost on a technicality.                                                                                                                                                                             

I'm sure this thread was created with you in mind AD.                                                                                                                                                                               

I had a large erection at the bottom of mi garden but the council made me take it down, pity it took me all week to get it up.                                                                                                                                                                             

How cool would it be to have a time machine, could go back to tuesday and have mi sausage sandwich again and not drop it on the floor this time, still don't know what them crunchy thing were.                                                                                                                                                                             

Have you been injured?

Had a car accident?

Fell over on a wet floor at work?

Or tripped on an uneven curb?

 

If so..

 

 

Sort yourself out you clumsy Bastad!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                             

My advice for today is not to use the leather cushing off the sofa as a indoor sledge no matter how bored you are.                                                                                                                                                                              

I was in a cafe yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat of the music. I started to feel better, finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me...... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod....                                                                                                                                                                             

You crease me AD. Keep it coming!                                                                                                                                                                             

I walked past a mental asylum today and could hear them all shouting 13....13....13....13....13....I wanted to know what was going on? so I looked through a hole in the fence,some TWAT poked me in the eye and they all shouted 14.....14.....14.....14........

Lady's dishwasher breaks down so she calls a repair man. She has to go to out so she tells him 'Dont worry about the bulldog, he wont bother you, but whatever you do, dont, under any circumstances talk to the parrot'. The man starts work, wary of the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he's ever seen, but it just lies there looking at him. The parrot however drives him nuts, yelling and cursing. Finally the repair man snaps and yells, 'shut the f**k up ya annoying t**t!' Parrot replies ' get him Spike!'                                                                                                                                                                             

lol,,awww come on guys no jokes its gotta be >>real life ! so we can determine whos got a screw loose act i think your a few points ahead of me so far x                                                                                                                                                                             

Didn't know it was a competition,