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Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

Dear Santa,, please can you bring me a nice hairy biker,, if you send me another 1 with mental issues i will push you off the roof you fat bastard !!!and eat your deers with a nice chianti,, love from boody xx

Message posted by Boodyblues on 13 December 2010 at 20:34

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kooky

In: Wolverhampton
Posts: 777

santa said does he have to be hairy?????

Message posted by kooky on 13 December 2010 at 21:19

kooky @ 13/12/2010 21:19:38

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

Lol, Dear santa, vfrbabe wants the same thing as boody, except with tatoos!!!! (and i do love venison, and im an excellent shot!!) Lots of love vfrbabe xxxxx

Message posted by VFRbabe on 13 December 2010 at 21:20

VFRbabe @ 13/12/2010 21:20:05

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

here you Boody this may cheer you up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOWs...R=1

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 13 December 2010 at 21:21

WheelyNealy @ 13/12/2010 21:21:14

skinnylady

In: Doncaster
Posts: 523

Dear santa, already got mine with the tattoos but without the hairy bit

Just hope he finds a new job so he get out more at the weekends next year! PLEASE!!!!!!!

Message posted by skinnylady on 13 December 2010 at 21:22

skinnylady @ 13/12/2010 21:22:49

mr t

In: North Wales
Posts: 31

Dear santa please send me some hair ... oh and a couple of tatoo,s

Message posted by mr t on 14 December 2010 at 08:52

mr t @ 14/12/2010 08:52:24

willi.p

In: Newcastle
Posts: 930

Dear santa please send me a certain woman..............she knows who she is

Message posted by willi.p on 14 December 2010 at 13:14

willi.p @ 14/12/2010 13:14:51

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

hahhahah nice 1 nealy! and no kooky he doesnt have to have hair he can be totally bald as long as hes not a fkwit !! xxxxxx

Message posted by Boodyblues on 14 December 2010 at 18:48

Boodyblues @ 14/12/2010 18:48:34

bandit lover

In: Birmingham
Posts: 7765

Dear Santa This year I have been a very good girl (cus I knew you were watching) and have now decided what I would like for Christmas. 1.Can you please stop all those crazy people on FB sending me Farmville and Mafia wars requests.......I don't play!! 2. Can you please stop those very odd people from sending me emails telling me how to increase the size of my penis....I don't have one!!! 3. Can you please stop those annoying telephone sales people from calling me and asking me' How are you, have you had a good day'? Cus they don't really give a poo and they always hang up when I tell them that my pet sprout has just died. 4. Can you please stop those freaky people from sending me emails telling me that I can purchase Rolex watches at very low prices. I don't wear a watch and if I did, it wouldn't be a Rolex. I would prefer a Barbie one thank you. 5. Would you please tell all of those people that say, 'I give it 110%' that YOU CAN'T GIVE ANYMORE THAN 100%!!! 6. Please stop people from asking me if 'I am a glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty' kinda person. If my glass is 1/2 empty....I top it up!!! That's it for now, but I may come back and add a bit more to my list. BL xxxx

Message posted by bandit lover on 14 December 2010 at 19:10

bandit lover @ 14/12/2010 19:10:14

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

Message posted by Boodyblues on 14 December 2010 at 19:18

Boodyblues @ 14/12/2010 19:18:16

aussiegeezer

In: Edinburgh
Posts: 70

BL I've always found a ref's whistle by the phone stops all those telephone canvassers eventually

Message posted by aussiegeezer on 14 December 2010 at 21:06

aussiegeezer @ 14/12/2010 21:06:41

violetinferno

In: Hull
Posts: 264

Dear Santa,

could you arrange for the weather to be good at all the rallies next year....sick to death of wearing woolly hats

ta v much xxxx

Message posted by violetinferno on 14 December 2010 at 22:44

violetinferno @ 14/12/2010 22:44:57

mandi jay

In: Whitby
Posts: 215

Dear Santa,
I was going to be selfless and be like a wanna be Miss World and ask for world peace, but then I suddenly had a moment of clarity, or maybe that should be sanity, and thought Censored

it!!! I'd just like the student finance people to get their fingers out and sort out my student loan.......... it's nearly bloody christmas and I'm going to be skint!!
Best wishes to Mrs Christmas, the elves and the reindeer.
Mandy x

p.s. I've been good all year ....well I've tried to be.

Message posted by mandi jay on 14 December 2010 at 22:50

mandi jay @ 14/12/2010 22:50:12

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Dear Santa, 2 front teeth please oh and a longer tongue for mi ice cream.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 December 2010 at 01:08

Deleted Member @ 15/12/2010 01:08:15

BOBKAT

In: Burns Country
Posts: 1781

Boody I truely hope that Santa manages to deliver to you the present you want!!!!! If Santa could make Gerrard Bulter at Biker & give him lot of tattoos - I'd be a VERY VERY good girlie indeed to get him in my stockings oops I mean Christmas Stocking hehehehe

Message posted by BOBKAT on 16 December 2010 at 16:37

BOBKAT @ 16/12/2010 16:37:59

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

Dear Santa.... I've been a very naughty girl all year, so if you could find it in yours and Mrs Claus hearts... and the Reindeers hearts... this Christmas to leave me a very hunky guy with a massive Nut supply in my stocking, I promise to be VERY good next year..... yours 'and pigs will fly' faithfully, Nut....xxxxxxxx ps; I will throw in all my Snickers and Topics if you make my wish come true

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 17 December 2010 at 00:47

Nutkin68 @ 17/12/2010 00:47:14

Alice2

In: York
Posts: 2585

Message posted by Alice2 on 17 December 2010 at 17:20

Alice2 @ 17/12/2010 17:20:27

brigadoon

In: Basingstoke
Posts: 750

Dear Santa, please make that certain biker see sense and get over his divorce, so that he can fall for me Wink

Message posted by brigadoon on 17 December 2010 at 17:27

brigadoon @ 17/12/2010 17:27:02

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

i hear ya on that 1 brig x snap! i think ive given up, lifes too short to be kept waiting and toyed with, honey your worth more than that, get out there n keep looking ,if he cant see sense hes not worth having girl ! xx

Message posted by Boodyblues on 17 December 2010 at 19:08

Boodyblues @ 17/12/2010 19:08:31

brigadoon

In: Basingstoke
Posts: 750

Oh I'm not waiting, I'm not that patient, although he's definitely worth it Smile

Message posted by brigadoon on 18 December 2010 at 08:42

brigadoon @ 18/12/2010 08:42:40

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