how hammered was you last night actdaft   welcome to 2011 - start as you mean to go on...........                                                                                                                                                                             

As i was walking down the street one day, i saw this house on fire   there was a man shouting and screaming to the crowd that was gathered there below for he was so afried   jump you f''ker jump. jump into this blanket and you will be alright.   He jumped hit the deck broke his f'''ing neck there was no blanket.   Laugh i nearly shat, i had not laught so much since grandma died or auntie mable cought her left tit in the mangle, we are misarable sinners filhty f''''kers ah men.