-As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. 

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. 

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses. 

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. 

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off. 

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. 

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. 

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.  And the real pains in the ass are permanent.                                                                                                                                                                              

And some of those are what I had more off                                                                                                                                                                              

love all that wj, so much so that I disagree with the one saying age is a high price to pay for maturity                                                                                                                                                                               

Hey LC, age is only relative, a distant one if you feeel young. lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Yes I know I've been 34 for years and I refuse to progress!!, it's my favourite age, the one I answer to, my body and brain the same!!!! lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Well go you!!! I'm on me way back to me youth again and luvvin it, but admit to recognizing all of the listings, but we're less refined up ere in the sticks and thaty accounts for bout 30 years ish.                                                                                                                                                                              

...good stuff whako!

I've just googled 'mature' to find some quotes......

Hmmmm.... lots of photographs of ladies with no vests on!! And some of them need their flesh ironing!

Not quite what I had in mind!! 

                                                                                                                                                                             

  Sifi you should have googled "mature" and not "MILF" hahahaha

kwak.... I did MILF last time, and saw most of the mum's in my neighbourhood. They did invite me to a cfnm party though!!  
                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

Incidentally kwakgirl,

 cfnm is the dyslexic branch of the Maiden Newton Football Club,

What else would it be!!
                                                                                                                                                                             

  sorry was gonna ask if you could get me an invite.                                                                                                                                                                              

kwak, I'm sure a private viewing could be held! 

I'll be at Littlehampton this weekend....

......Just hope it's not too cold!! 
                                                                                                                                                                             

 private viewing? hmmmmmm!   too cold for what???                                                                                                                                                                              

I'm sure you don't need me to explain the in's and out's of thermal expansion!

However,  bio-molecular osmosis degenerating a Würst into a Würstchen may need a PHD!                                                                                                                                                                              

WTF...you know im gonna have to go google all that now dont you!                                                                                                                                                                             

Yeah, well when you do let me know, coz I ain't got the foggiest!!

I'm sure it's something that was grande and ended up petite..... oo la la, mademoiselle! 

Do the girls do French in your town?

Maybe I could pop a letter or two into their box!!

haha - you can hardly buy them over the counter here love.... never mind do them!! lol French is very foreign! lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Wot..... No Tesco's over there!

Here, kwak,    What is fun, is to drop a packet of 3 into some old stuffy couple's trolley....

....then wait by the checkouts for the fun to begin!! lol
                                                                                                                                                                             

OMG ....you know what you've done now dont you...sowed that little seed.......lol