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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Last year I wrote to Santa And asked him for a bike, Instead I got a stupid game Which I didn't even like. So when he comes this Christmas Eve I'll stop him feeling merry, I've farted on the mince pies And piddled in the sherry.

Message posted by Sandi on 11 November 2010 at 23:40

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Sandi @ 11/11/2010 23:40:09

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

lol kwak...

Message posted by Deleted Member on 11 November 2010 at 23:42

Deleted Member @ 11/11/2010 23:42:18

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

It's not my poem, no idea who is the author. I just like it. Do you know any daft poems Geordie?

Message posted by Sandi on 11 November 2010 at 23:44

Sandi @ 11/11/2010 23:44:07

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

yes i like this one kwak..
There was a young fellow of LeedsWho swallowed a packet of seedsIn a month, silly assHe was covered in grassAnd couldn’t sit down for the weeds

Message posted by Deleted Member on 11 November 2010 at 23:47

Deleted Member @ 11/11/2010 23:47:29

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

LOL

Message posted by Sandi on 11 November 2010 at 23:56

Sandi @ 11/11/2010 23:56:20

whackojacko

In: Ayr
Posts: 1571

OOOO! we have some talented rhymers, watch this space I'm doin one for Bm this christmas but Kwak may need to bleep it a bit. (foul mouthed jock)

Message posted by whackojacko on 12 November 2010 at 09:12

whackojacko @ 12/11/2010 09:12:00

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

...Kwak may need to bleep it a bit... Jacko I'm not able to edit other member's posts as I'm not a moderator, I'm admin'. My staff tasks revolve around the events calendar and newsletter only. Your post won't need to be edited if ya don't cuss in the first place lol

Message posted by Sandi on 12 November 2010 at 11:05

Sandi @ 12/11/2010 11:05:34

DriftnSlide

In: Belfast/Larne
Posts: 394

In that case....

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who's dick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin as he wanked off his chin,
If my ear was a c**t I could f*ck it.

There was a young fellow from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass
Sprung out of his ass
and his balls were covered in weeds.

There was a young man from marino
Who invented a wankin machino
On the 99th stroke
The f*ckin thing broke
And whipped his two balls to ice creamo

Editors ??????? lol

Message posted by DriftnSlide on 12 November 2010 at 11:32

DriftnSlide @ 12/11/2010 11:32:00

whackojacko

In: Ayr
Posts: 1571

Ok Drift, I'm safe enough after that one, brill

Message posted by whackojacko on 12 November 2010 at 12:02

whackojacko @ 12/11/2010 12:02:59

DriftnSlide

In: Belfast/Larne
Posts: 394

Lets see if I get away with them first. Wink

Message posted by DriftnSlide on 12 November 2010 at 12:10

DriftnSlide @ 12/11/2010 12:10:56

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

This thread is titled 'Daft Poems' not X rated ones.

Message posted by Sandi on 13 November 2010 at 00:00

Sandi @ 13/11/2010 00:00:11

DriftnSlide

In: Belfast/Larne
Posts: 394

Your right Kwack !! And furthermore, they're not even poems, they're limericks, and don't deserve to be in this thread. Ya just can't talk to some people. LOL

Message posted by DriftnSlide on 13 November 2010 at 02:39

DriftnSlide @ 13/11/2010 02:39:49

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

There was an old man called Bill,
Who swallowed a dynamite pill,
His ass went bang, his balls went twang,
And his c**k flew over the hill.

Message posted by VFRbabe on 13 November 2010 at 22:13

VFRbabe @ 13/11/2010 22:13:04

red_daytona

In: Northallerton
Posts: 209

My uncle billy had a ten foot willy, he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake, now it's only six foot four.

Message posted by red_daytona on 13 November 2010 at 22:20

red_daytona @ 13/11/2010 22:20:11

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

Brilliant red!!!!!

Message posted by VFRbabe on 13 November 2010 at 22:21

VFRbabe @ 13/11/2010 22:21:12

red_daytona

In: Northallerton
Posts: 209

Why thank you my good lady. I dedicate this one to you:- I lost my arm in the army, I lost my leg in the navy, I lost my c*ck in a butcher's shop and found it in the gravy!

Message posted by red_daytona on 14 November 2010 at 00:08

red_daytona @ 14/11/2010 00:08:11

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

Lol!!! My wee boy went round at halloween with this one :

She stood on the bridge at midnight,
Her limbs were all a quiver,
She gave a cough, her leg fell off,
And floated down the river.

Message posted by VFRbabe on 14 November 2010 at 21:10

VFRbabe @ 14/11/2010 21:10:21

sifimedia

In: Paddock Wood
Posts: 205

I like the girls who do,
I like the girls who don't:
I like the girls who say they will,
And then decide they won't.

But the girls I like the most of all,
And I know you'll think I'm right,
Are the girls that say they never will,
But look as though they might!

(Max Miller)

Message posted by sifimedia on 21 November 2010 at 14:11

sifimedia @ 21/11/2010 14:11:33

sifimedia

In: Paddock Wood
Posts: 205

Roses are red, and Violets are blue,
So goes the age old rhyme......

But I know Roses are blue and Violets are red,
I've seen them hanging on the line!!

Message posted by sifimedia on 23 November 2010 at 05:53

sifimedia @ 23/11/2010 05:53:17

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