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34 Posts | Latest reply on 27/11/2010 20:20:34 by FibroWarrior | Go to original / last post

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Wraith750

In: Stevenage
Posts: 318

Or
I`m not a gynaecologist but I`ll look into it for you !..... LOL

No it never worked for me neither

Message posted by Wraith750 on 03 October 2010 at 20:58

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Suzi5551

In: Durham
Posts: 998

I've got a knife, get in the boot... (hope I don't get into trouble for this one!)

Message posted by Suzi5551 on 03 October 2010 at 22:02

Suzi5551 @ 03/10/2010 22:02:59

limeninja9

In: Liverpool
Posts: 737

Suz!!! Wait 'til I see you.... (With my camera,,,)

Message posted by limeninja9 on 03 October 2010 at 22:11

limeninja9 @ 03/10/2010 22:11:03

Suzi5551

In: Durham
Posts: 998

I'm just lucky you haven't got a car Peter.

Message posted by Suzi5551 on 03 October 2010 at 22:15

Suzi5551 @ 03/10/2010 22:15:09

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Man; "Do you fancy a sh*g?"

Girl; "No!!"

Man; "Well would you mind lying down whilst I have one?"

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 03 October 2010 at 22:26

geoffb2005 @ 03/10/2010 22:26:30

Suzi5551

In: Durham
Posts: 998

And I was worried about mine!! lol

Message posted by Suzi5551 on 03 October 2010 at 22:28

Suzi5551 @ 03/10/2010 22:28:15

fxr swas

In: South Shields
Posts: 2283

Scouse was walking thru sefton park one night when he met a girl and there was an instant spark between them.
She fell at his feet and as he gave her a good seeing to he thought "F*ck me these taser guns are well worth the money!!

Message posted by fxr swas on 04 October 2010 at 17:10

fxr swas @ 04/10/2010 17:10:34

kazninja

In: nottingham
Posts: 470

Ha ha ....just love em all - any more please !! not got a scouser one but... why are women like hurricanes .. when they cum they are wet and wild and when they go they take your house and car.....

Message posted by kazninja on 04 October 2010 at 18:54

kazninja @ 04/10/2010 18:54:51

DriftnSlide

In: Belfast/Larne
Posts: 394

Bloke - "Can I smell your pussy " ?

Girl - "No !! Now feck off" !

Bloke - "It must be your feet then ?"

Message posted by DriftnSlide on 04 October 2010 at 19:02

DriftnSlide @ 04/10/2010 19:02:32

redzed11

In: Newark
Posts: 83

dedodatderdodontdedo or sutton laaaaaaaaa Ouch

Message posted by redzed11 on 27 November 2010 at 09:41

redzed11 @ 27/11/2010 09:41:33

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

wot does a scouser use for protection when she is havin sex ? a bus shelter

Message posted by Deleted Member on 27 November 2010 at 10:20

Deleted Member @ 27/11/2010 10:20:30

marsey

In: South Cumbria
Posts: 273

Outstanding thread PMSL LOL

Message posted by marsey on 27 November 2010 at 10:34

marsey @ 27/11/2010 10:34:31

willi.p

In: Newcastle
Posts: 930

I hope you know C.P.R.

cos you've taking my breath away.

Message posted by willi.p on 27 November 2010 at 20:12

willi.p @ 27/11/2010 20:12:44

FibroWarrior

In: Liverpool
Posts: 87

Boy: How do ya like your eggs in a morning???

Girl: Unfertalized!!!!

Message posted by FibroWarrior on 27 November 2010 at 20:20

FibroWarrior @ 27/11/2010 20:20:34

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