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Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3273

Bloke: Fancy a shag?
Girl: Not with a sliver-tongued bastid like youse.

Bloke: Haven¹t we met before?
Girl: Quite likely; I¹m a receptionist at the VD clinic.

Bloke: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to paradise?
Girl: Sod off, there¹s already one arsehole up there.

Message posted by Wills on 14 August 2010 at 11:24

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ghosthunter

In: Hinckley
Posts: 1659

nice one Wills. My all time fave is: "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

Message posted by ghosthunter on 14 August 2010 at 11:49

ghosthunter @ 14/08/2010 11:49:35

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

just gotta love scousers

xxx

Message posted by anneka56 on 14 August 2010 at 12:04

anneka56 @ 14/08/2010 12:04:47

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

I love cheesy chat up lines....

....is your name Laura L? Because you're worth it! Ha-ha! Terrible I know!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 August 2010 at 07:50

Deleted Member @ 15/08/2010 07:50:37

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

You've got spanner eyes love.... Every time you look at you me my nuts tighten lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 August 2010 at 08:15

Deleted Member @ 15/08/2010 08:15:46

Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

OMG ... good job non of you plan on 'pulling' a woman with lines like that ! Dead

Message posted by Deleted User on 15 August 2010 at 08:51

Deleted User @ 15/08/2010 08:51:43

ghosthunter

In: Hinckley
Posts: 1659

Thats a really bad set of teeth love, Let me get you pregnant so you can have free treatment

Message posted by ghosthunter on 15 August 2010 at 09:25

ghosthunter @ 15/08/2010 09:25:52

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

ROFLMHO @ Ghosty's chat-up line. PML @ this thread altogether, funniest one for ages.

I'd be grateful for any chat-up line, cheesy or otherwise. All say 'awww'

Message posted by Sandi on 15 August 2010 at 12:22

Sandi @ 15/08/2010 12:22:02

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Message posted by anneka56 on 15 August 2010 at 12:58

anneka56 @ 15/08/2010 12:58:58

tonuptony

In: chesterfield
Posts: 8

Where ya been all my life babe Don't think I was born for most of it

Message posted by tonuptony on 15 August 2010 at 15:27

tonuptony @ 15/08/2010 15:27:38

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Do you wanna go halfers on a bastard?

That's more Sid the sexist than scouser, but who knows lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 August 2010 at 01:32

Deleted Member @ 16/08/2010 01:32:25

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

PML

*ouch! Oo you are awful lol *laughing is painful at the moment, I've done something to my side, feels like a donkey has kicked me.

Message posted by Sandi on 16 August 2010 at 06:10

Sandi @ 16/08/2010 06:10:58

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Hiya babe i see you have a swallow tattoo on your neck ........ saves me having to ask

Message posted by Deleted Member on 17 August 2010 at 22:06

Deleted Member @ 17/08/2010 22:06:58

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

Liverpool Chat-up lines aka 'How to stay single forever' lol

Message posted by Sandi on 17 August 2010 at 22:08

Sandi @ 17/08/2010 22:08:36

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

That's not a very nice thing to say Kwak! My best friend is scouse and not had a boyfriend in years! LMAO!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 August 2010 at 14:35

Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 14:35:49

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

tee hee

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 August 2010 at 16:47

Deleted Member @ 20/08/2010 16:47:39

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

That's not a very nice thing to say Kwak! My best friend is scouse and not had a boyfriend in years! LMAO ?

MBW Not sure what I'm supposed to have said. I said 'Liverpool chat-up lines aka 'how to stay single forever', meaning the chat up lines are so bad no one would fall for them.

Message posted by Sandi on 20 August 2010 at 17:22

Sandi @ 20/08/2010 17:22:12

dunans

In: southport
Posts: 2834

wish id used em on the ex wife then !!

Message posted by dunans on 20 August 2010 at 17:36

dunans @ 20/08/2010 17:36:06

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

Ah, hindsight such a beautiful thing if it was foresight

Message posted by Sandi on 20 August 2010 at 17:39

Sandi @ 20/08/2010 17:39:15

2Tdreamin

In: Rugby
Posts: 70

How about ; Boy ' You dancin?' Girl 'You askin?' Boy 'No I juss wanned your chair.'

Message posted by 2Tdreamin on 03 October 2010 at 20:44

2Tdreamin @ 03/10/2010 20:44:09

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