OK cat lovers ~ here's a time saver tip for you!
 
How to wash a cat
 
 
 
 
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... 
 
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.   

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
 
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!  
 
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'. 
 
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front 
door. 
 
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 
 
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 
 
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean. 
 
 
 
Yours sincerely,
 
The Dog.
                                                                                                                                                                               

hahaha... thats brilliant!                                                                                                                                                                              

Wow - a dog that can write funny stories!   (You could be onto summat here, Wills)                                                                                                                                                                             

  I've seen this before but having a bad memory is great sometimes, the punchline still caught me out                                                                                                                                                                              

lol wills thats funny (my cat drinks out of the toilet so this may be me half way there lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Being a cat owner this might be of use to me  LMAO                                                                                                                                                                             

That sounds like good advice. I once had a cat who got himself contaminated with creosote and I had to bath him. The result was water all over the kitchen and me well scratched, especially my shoulder which he used to haul himself out of the bowl.

Using the toilet would have avoided all of that and given it a much needed clean.

lol i like the way the toilet gets cleaned as well lots of secondry gain going on                                                                                                                                                                               

Class                                                                                                                                                                              

LMAO .. nice wills   Earth ... I have a cat like that & he rolls over to have his tummy tickled, loves being brushed & comes when you call him   We have another, a kitten, who if you scrumple up a bit of paper and throw it for her she will go get it for you, really funny if its in the bin cos no matter how much you bury it under stuff she will dig it out.   Our 3rd is just a big daftie !                                                                                                                                                                              

lol very nice thats a good one my cat likes to catch socks                                                                                                                                                                               

i flushed three to four times,lifted lid,no cat!!!! sure saved on vets bills,lol                                                                                                                                                                             

now where are my cats hiding??? must have read this......lol