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VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

Condom factory burns down in ENGLAND
>
> Rt. Hon Andy Burnham MP MINISTER FOR HEALTH is awakened at 4am by the telephone.   'Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Liverpool has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire English supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week.'
>
> Rt. Hon Andy Burnham MP:   'Sh*t !!
> The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies.... We'll be ruined.'
> 'We're going to have to ship some in from France?'
>
> 'Bad idea! The frogs will have a field day on this one.'
>
> Junior Minister: 'What about Scotland?'
> Rt. Hon Andy Burnham MP:   'I'll call Alex Salmond.'
> Tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick.
> That way they'll continue to respect the English
> Three days later a delighted Andy Burnham MP runs out to open the boxes that arrived at the Post Office.
> He finds five million condoms: 10 inches long, 3 inches thick, all coloured blue and white with small writing on each one.
>
>
> MADE IN SCOTLAND - SIZE: MEDIUM

Message posted by VFRbabe on 25 May 2010 at 22:38

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VFRbabe @ 25/05/2010 22:38:57

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Where can I go for the extra large?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 25 May 2010 at 22:43

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jabecs

In: London
Posts: 1243

Your dreams LOL

sorry XKL ....... Hug

Message posted by jabecs on 25 May 2010 at 22:45

jabecs @ 25/05/2010 22:45:20

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

They only make them in the Scottish islands!! Tongue

Message posted by VFRbabe on 25 May 2010 at 22:45

VFRbabe @ 25/05/2010 22:45:26

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

...from haggis intestines?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 25 May 2010 at 22:51

Deleted Member @ 25/05/2010 22:51:45

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

Haggis intestines! You must be joking!! Way too small! Stag intestines! Hehehehe!!!! (not that I have that much experience to know all this! Im just guessing! Embarrassed

Message posted by VFRbabe on 25 May 2010 at 22:53

VFRbabe @ 25/05/2010 22:53:55

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Well, I'd really like to help you out, but i'm a good boy.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 25 May 2010 at 23:01

Deleted Member @ 25/05/2010 23:01:47

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

Well, I'd really like to help you out, but i'm a good boy.

Yeah! Right!!!!!

Message posted by VFRbabe on 25 May 2010 at 23:04

VFRbabe @ 25/05/2010 23:04:48

old red

In: Norwich
Posts: 1648

Not been a good boy since he started wearing long trousers that one!! XK those condoms,ll fit your nose telling all them porkies!!

Message posted by old red on 25 May 2010 at 23:10

old red @ 25/05/2010 23:10:55

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

That's why I need to wear long trousers

Message posted by Deleted Member on 25 May 2010 at 23:13

Deleted Member @ 25/05/2010 23:13:48

old red

In: Norwich
Posts: 1648

Nose,ll be hitting that screen of yours soon!!

Message posted by old red on 25 May 2010 at 23:18

old red @ 25/05/2010 23:18:34

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

@ you two

Message posted by Sandi on 25 May 2010 at 23:22

Sandi @ 25/05/2010 23:22:06

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

you heard about the SCotsman and the English man peeing of the bridge... Englishman turns to the scot full of bravado gets it out and says"brrr waters cold ain't it" with a boastful look on his face. Scotsman without looking gets it out and says "yeah a little, the water not very deep though is it"? lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 26 May 2010 at 03:08

Deleted Member @ 26/05/2010 03:08:53

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

very good vfr and jtb

Message posted by Karey on 26 May 2010 at 08:09

Karey @ 26/05/2010 08:09:03

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