Posh git, serves ya right...Ya shud eat uotta the plastic trays like I do!! I find the ones from Iceland very robust indeed...And theres less washing up to do.Especially if you give the fork a proper licking!!
Alternatively you can nick a handful of placcy forks from the chinese take-away while he,s not looking.
And I,ll bet it were a bottle of brown sauce that broke the plate, sachet stealing is the answer..
So endeth todays lesson in how to live safely
Next lesson 'how to *aquire* choccy bars...Stay tuned...