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smokey_1_uk

In: Watford
Posts: 847

"Once had one that said....668 the neighbour of the beast."

Actdaft you kill me Tongue

Message posted by smokey_1_uk on 22 April 2010 at 17:52

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Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

love slogan tshirts my faves are>> god rides a harley!! and >> jesus loves everybody but he thinks your a twat!!

Message posted by Boodyblues on 22 April 2010 at 19:14

Boodyblues @ 22/04/2010 19:14:17

Phil

In: Liverpool
Posts: 797

Who put that car there

Message posted by Phil on 22 April 2010 at 19:32

Phil @ 22/04/2010 19:32:22

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8053

i can see this topic going on for some time :-D

Message posted by Matt on 22 April 2010 at 19:42 Matt @ 22/04/2010 19:42:54

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

105db tee shirts mi m8 had one that said....More burnt rubber than a fire in a johnny factory, got some supermoto tee's with good slogans on i dig them out.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 April 2010 at 19:43

Deleted Member @ 22/04/2010 19:43:06

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

ALARMED!
You will be cos this bike is owned by a hairy ar*ed biker of the very worst kind!

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 22 April 2010 at 22:18

geoffb2005 @ 22/04/2010 22:18:55

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

IFYOUC READTHIS THENYOUR TOFEKINGC LOSE WAS SOME THING LIKE THAT ANYWAY

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 22 April 2010 at 23:59

WheelyNealy @ 22/04/2010 23:59:25

Phil

In: Liverpool
Posts: 797

I think it may disapear if it goes beyond 15 - 20 pages

Message posted by Phil on 23 April 2010 at 00:04

Phil @ 23/04/2010 00:04:40

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Sorry kids threw mi tee shirt away as it was covered in blood, Was giving mi dad a pudding basin hair cut and nicked his ear, still his hair cut looked ok.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 23 April 2010 at 00:53

Deleted Member @ 23/04/2010 00:53:57

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap

I have the body of a God ... shame its Buddah

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 23 April 2010 at 01:06

Brummie Jackie @ 23/04/2010 01:06:26

Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

AND

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Are 2 I like

Message posted by Deleted User on 23 April 2010 at 03:11

Deleted User @ 23/04/2010 03:11:14

Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

If I don't wave back, it's probably because I am holding on for dear life.

and

Fat bikers bounce better.

Actually that last one is fake, we don't. I know I tried Unhappy

Message posted by Deleted User on 23 April 2010 at 06:40

Deleted User @ 23/04/2010 06:40:50

reaper_soul_man64

In: bury
Posts: 58

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death. and the best is ...It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. but i wont show me wife that lol

Message posted by reaper_soul_man64 on 23 April 2010 at 11:35

reaper_soul_man64 @ 23/04/2010 11:35:37

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

Seen at the R & B's a couple of years ago I might have a small w#*ly But my carbon footprint's massive!

Message posted by bluesbiker on 23 April 2010 at 11:37

bluesbiker @ 23/04/2010 11:37:55

Eltel

In: Wolverhampton
Posts: 338

I've got one that reads YOUTH and EXUBERANCE are no match for AGE and TRECHERY , then realised that im now officially and old B****r

Message posted by Eltel on 23 April 2010 at 14:24

Eltel @ 23/04/2010 14:24:14

Paj1369

In: Pickering (York)
Posts: 229

I spotted this one last year,.. If you can read this, I've lost me new tent, ohh, and the missus,.. she was tied to it! (It was that way round)!

Message posted by Paj1369 on 23 April 2010 at 20:22

Paj1369 @ 23/04/2010 20:22:37

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3265

Seen on a parked bike:

Warning! This motorcycle is protected by Zen philosophy.

Work that one out if you can. Meanwhile, seen above a garage door in Birkenhead:

BEWARE OF THE BIKER

Thumbs Up

Message posted by Wills on 23 April 2010 at 20:39

Wills @ 23/04/2010 20:39:34

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

newy..;if you can read this your a medic cutting my leathers; readin my tattoo ya life savin good guy.ouch .

Message posted by Deleted Member on 23 April 2010 at 21:25

Deleted Member @ 23/04/2010 21:25:19

madhat

In: glasgow
Posts: 1560

Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul

Message posted by madhat on 24 April 2010 at 20:16

madhat @ 24/04/2010 20:16:39

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 29 April 2010 at 14:05

Deleted Member @ 29/04/2010 14:05:06

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