a new part to the club is currently forming   it,s called the cumbrian alliance splinter group AKA the yeti protection alliance   we have only two members at the moment (myself nd carrie 203) but need a lot more help !!!   the yeti did manage to successfully pass through birmingham twice earlier today (like going into the lions mouth for the poor yeti) and still make his way back to his safe layer up north, but the yeti will need at lot of protection from cartain half blind middle earth yeti hunters!!!   espically at BM event and rallies where lots of alchol may be force fed to the yeti in an attempt to slow him down and put him off gaurd !!   all help will be rewarded in heaven if not before !!   remember the pandas can cope fine on their own   help the yeti !!!! lol                                                                                                                                                                             

just remember ned,,when on your travels home, from south to north, when you reach scotch corner you know youve made it to the home stretch,,,,NORTH                                                                                                                                                                             

errrrrrrr   reaching manchester is considered  safe from the hobbits !!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

No where is safe from Hobbitsssssss, ask Sauron!                                                                                                                                                                             

the manchester night out looks like it could be hobbit teritorry !!!!     not sure if its going to be safe there !!! lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Ha you are so wrong Anne.... refers you to RC123's party..... Manchester area is now well and truly on M.E.N.T.A.L   Middle Earths Northern Territories Attack List.....   The Hobitts ranks are swelling and no yeti's will be safe..... Yeti detectors are being developed as we speak......                                                                                                                                                                               

at least at rallies i can get cammo gear nd hide !!!   going to be stuffed here lol                                                                                                                                                                             

going to be stuffed here lol   PMSL   Stuffed yeti sounds cool..... we could stand him in the corner of Middle Earth HQ as a trophy..   New sport for next years Barn do.......   Meany's...     Middle Earths Annual Northern Yeti stuffing...                                                                                                                                                                             

Now coming from the far north of scotland would I be considered a pure Yeti not sure of the Alliance yet, when I do a run North from the Southern shores of Mordor all the way across the border I have to pass through all the terratories....... and middle earth covers a lot of that....is there indeed a threat from those 3 toed hobbits? lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Yet.... I mean Ned 

THIS side of Manchester (same side Anne is on) is safe for you, we have the hills & the big open fields behind us so if there is an assault you hav plenty of escape routes  

                                                                                                                                                                             

errrr Shell - remember I am here  & in this instance - for this particular Yeti, I'm with the Hobbitses.....NOWHERE SHALL BE SAFE FOR THIS ONE.......                                                                                                                                                                              

  LOL @ Paul's acronyms, are you an ex forces guy?                                                                                                                                                                               

Yeah but he does not have to come towards you Stella, I am sure through Glossop there is a farm that has free range yeties he could blend in nicely                                                                                                                                                                               

  LOL @ 'free range Yetis'                                                                                                                                                                              

Can ya tell we are all in a silly mood today Kwak ...                                                                                                                                                                              

  No                                                                                                                                                                                          

Bugga ... must try harder                                                                                                                                                                               

the yeti did manage to successfully pass through birmingham twice earlier today (like going into the lions mouth for the poor yeti) and still make his way back to his safe layer up north,

Just for folks info .......... yesterdays Yeti hunt was far to easy, trying to blend in next to a metal fence was sumat none camo and i guess i was lucky as it was Yeti feeding time !!!  For this very reason Yeti was allowed to scarper and a new hunt began ................

Night vision googles are on order from ebay and Middle Earth Nutty Secret Agents are in training as we speak ...................

I dont think the Y.A.M.S (Yetis Against Mutual Stuffing) stand much of a chance

LET THE HUNT BEGIN .............................
                                                                                                                                                                             

lol well thats the problem with yetis they always give away there position that why the HUNT always  a winner lol    THATS WHY THERE ONLY 2 OF THEM LOL       BUT DONT TELL THEM THAT                                                                                                                                                                             

lol .... as part of the ...erm ... welcoming committee for Yetis visiting Manchester .... I can (not) guarantee said safety of said Yeti .... however ... can guarentee Yeti ... will go out with a BANG and a SMILE ;) lol   Hmmmmm ..... looking round my room and have a spare corner in living room that looks just the right size for .... a stuffed Yeti ;) lol   Awwww ..... BN  .... you know the yeti will be safe here :)   ...... till the middleearthers arrive :0   lmao