Shamelessly raided from another website 

Activists are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass a rich woman than it is a biker gang.

Well can you imagine anyone being brave enough to throw red paint over a bike club? 
                                                                                                                                                                             

A friend of mine threw paint all over the back of my jacket.    Dont think she was protesting about animal welfare    She is a bit arty                                                                                                                                                                                

We had animal rights camped outside our offices once , they thought we were the animal house at the med school ....................... few weirdos and hairy beats but none of the non human variety, shame lol                                                                                                                                                                              

i think you'd have to be brave to put that on your bumper here anyway,lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Some silly tart tried to pick a fight with me when I was out in my rabbit fur jacket, showing off about her veggie status & whatnot... Til I pointed out her leather boots, leather jeans, suede waistcoat and leather jacket.

At least I'm not a hypocrite. I eat rabbit. I feed rabbit to the cats. Why the hell not make use of the pelt too?

Trying to show off cos you're a veggie and anti-fur doesn't really strike the chord when you're clad head to toe in dead cow!
                                                                                                                                                                             

These are the same muppets that releace mink into the countryside and wonder why every living small creature for miles around gets killed.                                                                                                                                                                                 

Just thought I would add this, as it seems to be apt and relates to the original joke

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66233

well I agree with the spokesman, a lot of rally virgins will confirm it