>    Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car  accident and went into> a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six  months, she wakes> up   and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically,  she asks the> doctor about her baby.> > The doctor replies, 'Ma'am,  you had twins.... a boy and a girl. The>  babies are fine, however, they  were poorly at birth and had to be>  christened immediately so your brother  Paddy came in and named them.>  >  The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh  suffering saints, no, not me> brother,  he's a fecking clueless idiot...> Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's> name?'> > ' Denise' says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat  relieved, 'Wow,>  that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my  brother', she>  thought....'I really like Denise '> > Then she asks, '  What's the boy's name?'> The doctor replies ' Denephew '                                                                                                                                                                             

Alice nice one                                                                                                                                                                               

  ROFL                                                                                                                                                                               

                                                                                                                                                                                   

PMSL                                                                                                                                                                              

Tee Hee                                                                                                                                                                             

good one                                                                                                                                                                              

The CandleMrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Rafferty."Hello," said the Father, "and how is Mrs. O'Donovan? Didn't I marry you two years ago?"She replied, "That you did, Father."The priest asked, "And are there any little ones yet?""No, not yet Father," said she."Well, now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you.""Thank you, Father." And away she went.A few years later they met again. "Well, now, Mrs. O'Donovan," said the Father, "how are you?""Oh, very well," said she."And tell me," he said, "Have you any little ones yet?""Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles, ten in all.""Now isn't that wonderful," he said "And how is your lovely husband?""Oh," she said, "he's gone to Rome to blow out that damn candle!"