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RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

*you gotta start eatin yer greens man!!!

*

Ian after reading sweethearts post I think LC might be diplomatically telling you she's worried you'll become a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants!! Stick to the greens and put that takeaway down! LOL

Nut you're not wrong there Wink

Message posted by RustyKnight on 19 October 2009 at 18:00

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RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 18:00:31

drobess

In: Bedworth
Posts: 2473

Ian is bald already aint he, obviously not been eatin his greens

Message posted by drobess on 19 October 2009 at 18:07

drobess @ 19/10/2009 18:07:58

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

Your right drobs, all he needs is a few more takeaways, some yellow pants and he's cracked it LOL

Message posted by RustyKnight on 19 October 2009 at 18:10

RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 18:10:15

drobess

In: Bedworth
Posts: 2473

sounds like u describin homer simpson there RK

Message posted by drobess on 19 October 2009 at 18:11

drobess @ 19/10/2009 18:11:52

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

Nowt wrong with Homer drobs, perfect example of an over 40 male!

He's my role model Thumbs Up

Message posted by RustyKnight on 19 October 2009 at 19:07

RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 19:07:24

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

RK does he shop at C&A and use brylcream as well then ?

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 19 October 2009 at 19:08

Brummie Jackie @ 19/10/2009 19:08:29

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

Jackie, Homer is the founder of C&A and brylcreem, why do you think he's so stylish! Wink

Message posted by RustyKnight on 19 October 2009 at 19:17

RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 19:17:29

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

Doh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spider Pig ... Spider Pig

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 19 October 2009 at 19:35

Brummie Jackie @ 19/10/2009 19:35:57

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

LOL^^^

Message posted by excalibur on 19 October 2009 at 19:36

excalibur @ 19/10/2009 19:36:45

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
Can he swing
From a web
No he can't
He’s a pig
LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!
He is a SPIDER PIG!!

LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!
He is a SPIDER PIG!!

Spider Pig
Spider Pig LOL

Message posted by RustyKnight on 19 October 2009 at 19:39

RustyKnight @ 19/10/2009 19:39:53

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

RK all i can say is

How sad LOL

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 19 October 2009 at 19:40

Brummie Jackie @ 19/10/2009 19:40:59

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

EPA ! EPA!

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 19 October 2009 at 19:59

WheelyNealy @ 19/10/2009 19:59:17

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

Think its men over 40 we shud be worrying about dont u think RK ?

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 19 October 2009 at 22:15

Brummie Jackie @ 19/10/2009 22:15:39

Roaring Ruby

In: Cardiff
Posts: 479

YEP!!

Message posted by Roaring Ruby on 19 October 2009 at 22:27

Roaring Ruby @ 19/10/2009 22:27:30

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

RK wrote; Nut you're not wrong there Wink

thankyou

xxx

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 20 October 2009 at 10:01

Nutkin68 @ 20/10/2009 10:01:32

sweetheart

In: TOTNES
Posts: 11

Glad y'all enjoyed the post! Love the comment about age not mattering... 'just like a bike'. While I'm feeling as groovy as Nutkin, currently in her prime, I do seem to need a bit more maintenance... And I don't think I'd be entirely suited to a novice rider.. teehee

Message posted by sweetheart on 20 October 2009 at 13:31

sweetheart @ 20/10/2009 13:31:06

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

Darent put myself in for an MOT definately wudnt pass and i think the parts are discontinued now as well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 20 October 2009 at 14:16

Brummie Jackie @ 20/10/2009 14:16:46

sweetheart

In: TOTNES
Posts: 11

Little Chick - do you really look like Dolly Parton? I saw her from the front row last year and she is FIT. When it comes to tops of thighs, there is no room for lyin. She's over 40. More than a bit.

Message posted by sweetheart on 21 October 2009 at 00:27

sweetheart @ 21/10/2009 00:27:38

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Me??? look like Dolly Parton??? Who Says??? lol

Not me that's for sure!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 October 2009 at 11:50

Deleted Member @ 21/10/2009 11:50:38

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20582

LC u r ting enuf to be classed as dolly tho lol

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 21 October 2009 at 11:56

Brummie Jackie @ 21/10/2009 11:56:54

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