Children's Science Exam Answers. Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed?A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q:How can you delay milk turning sour?A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids?A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age?A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A: Premature death. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula?A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.                                                                                                                                                                             

 That was brill hun it had me choking on my breakfast with laughter. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Glad you liked it hon                                                                                                                                                                             

brill rube made me chuckle                                                                                                                                                                              

brill rube wont be showing jak them cos knowing him he would use some of the answers just for the laugh factor !!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Thats kids for you........... rofl                                                                                                                                                                             

 gawd hope all my grandkids grow up to be as witty pmsl

Here just one for you   Q What does benine mean? A It's what you are before you are ten                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                              

 ggod one bwb

oops good !!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!     lol                                                                                                                                                                             

only 30 more to go storm wooohoo lol                                                                                                                                                                             

29 now...............................                                                                                                                                                                             

errrrr thirty what ???? sayings from bwb ???? god hes got his work cut out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

lol storm no 29 more posts for u to get a 1000 but u know bwb could do that noooooooooooo problem lol                                                                                                                                                                             

oops cant count u only got 19 more to go woooooooohoooooooo                                                                                                                                                                              

oops blonde moment there !!!!!! god i have alot of those                                                                                                                                                                             

me to mate every single day lmao and you only got 8to go wooooooohoooooooooooooooo                                                                                                                                                                              

7 to go