The primary school teacher goes into class and decides that the kids should stand up and tell their classmates what their fathers do for a living.    First little boy stands up and proudly explains his father is a fireman who rescues people and puts out fires.   The second stands up and tells everyone his father is a policeman.   And so it goes on... factory worker, salesman, shop worker.... etc etc.   The teacher notices little Johnny sitting quietly at the back of the class.  This is very unusual (as anyone who has heard little Johnny jokes before will know) so the teacher goes over to Little Johnny and asks him to stand up and tell the class about his father.   Little Johnny shuffles to his feet and looking at the floor mumbles something nobody can hear.   "Speak up a bit louder Johnny" says the teacher.   "My dad goes out late at night and works in a strange club where he dances around a pole and takes off his clothes, sometimes he goes home with funny men and gets paid for it." Says Johnny.   The teacher is horrified.  He takes little Johnny to one side and says quietly.... "Is that true about your father Johnny?"   "No sir" Says Johnny...."He really plays football for Liverpool, but I was too embarrassed to say it out loud."                                                                                                                                                                             

sorry it's a bit pathetic...........   How about:   Liverpool FC have signed Michael Jackson..... apparently he likes being thrashed by a group of young boys.                                                                                                                                                                                

rotflmao, still think west ham should have won the fa cup tho                                                                                                                                                                              

bloody gooners   by the way rube....................wtg for the accolade on 101                                                                                                                                                                              

lol rube when it said old one was expectin a pickie of you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   heheheheheh                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

.............. your'e dead Storm   Hey thanks Di.............. you finally got there then eh? Good for you.  I hope you enjoy the place.                                                                                                                                                                             

bring it on baby !!!!!!! am waitin         utensils at the ready                                                                                                                                                                              

"1st Dragoon Light Toothpick Brigade......... Tactical withdrawal...... Enemy expecting us"                                                                                                                                                                             

mmmmmmmmm what u been on rube?????????? lol                                                                                                                                                                              

......... had a cream cake............. maybe a bit too much sugar???                                                                                                                                                                              

mmmmmmm think its more than a bit                                                                                                                                                                               

it was a big cream cake...........                                                                                                                                                                             

wot an you didnt save us any ??????? my favourite cream cakes are the green ones from morrisons could eat the lot to myself                                                                                                                                                                              

what do u mean could storm you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao                                                                                                                                                                              

.........really.............. so Storm is a bit of a piggy with the cakes eh?   I'll store that info for future use.........  rofl                                                                                                                                                                             

errrr rube think piggy is being polite cos yep luv me cakes the green ones the best  yummy                                                                                                                                                                             

Hey next time I have a mouldy cream cake at the back of the cupboard I know where to send it.                                                                                                                                                                             

 Wondered how long u would get to mention ur cream cakes Storm hun pmsl its taken u a long time m8 YOU ILL?                                                                                                                                                                              

yep gwen feelin a bit rough at mo, need a cake to cheer me up jaks decided to share his germs !!!!!    lol rube cakes dont sit in my cupboard long enough to grow !!!!!