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Hull750Rider

In: Hull
Posts: 1409

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end

Message posted by Hull750Rider on 27 July 2009 at 23:02

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Hull750Rider @ 27/07/2009 23:02:40

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

Hull those are the truest words ever spoken lol LOL

Message posted by RustyKnight on 27 July 2009 at 23:09

RustyKnight @ 27/07/2009 23:09:44

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

and there's me thinking Jackanory wasn't on the telly anymore

Message posted by Sandi on 27 July 2009 at 23:17

Sandi @ 27/07/2009 23:17:38

Hull750Rider

In: Hull
Posts: 1409

A mate sent it to me via email so thought I'd share lol What's the story on that Pub you went to Sat night RK?

Message posted by Hull750Rider on 27 July 2009 at 23:21

Hull750Rider @ 27/07/2009 23:21:42

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

I didn't get there Hull but i was at a BBQ tonight with the landlords mate and he's gonna talk to him about it 2moro. I'll PM you at the weekend cos im deffo in there Friday. The lad tonight had the same thoughts that the field is free as long as you spend a few quid in his pub but i'll let you know mate.

Wasn't Jackanory true? lol

Message posted by RustyKnight on 27 July 2009 at 23:30

RustyKnight @ 27/07/2009 23:30:37

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

I dunno but they were STORIES (and that's what I meant)

Message posted by Sandi on 27 July 2009 at 23:34

Sandi @ 27/07/2009 23:34:05

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

Love to see the stats for the number of married people past forty still GENUINELY happy or are we being a little cynical LOL

Message posted by RustyKnight on 27 July 2009 at 23:35

RustyKnight @ 27/07/2009 23:35:42

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Rusty is that the Royal 'we'? lol

Message posted by Sandi on 27 July 2009 at 23:37

Sandi @ 27/07/2009 23:37:55

RustyKnight

In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462

No me n my mate Hull lol

come on lads, back us up here Embarrassed

Message posted by RustyKnight on 27 July 2009 at 23:41

RustyKnight @ 27/07/2009 23:41:31

micksaway

In: Weymouth
Posts: 1030

Probally lots of married people over fourty are happy.

Not necesaraly with each other

Message posted by micksaway on 28 July 2009 at 02:57

micksaway @ 28/07/2009 02:57:12

Roaring Ruby

In: Cardiff
Posts: 479

I just love a bed time story - Hull 750 Thank you.

RRuby

Message posted by Roaring Ruby on 28 July 2009 at 03:03

Roaring Ruby @ 28/07/2009 03:03:47

pondlife

In: Bristol
Posts: 838

I was married for 14 years......I STILL dont remember breaking two mirrors!

Message posted by pondlife on 28 July 2009 at 03:37

pondlife @ 28/07/2009 03:37:51

maxnod

In: Swanwick
Posts: 441

I managed to escape after two and a half years!

Message posted by maxnod on 28 July 2009 at 03:41

maxnod @ 28/07/2009 03:41:46

Roaring Ruby

In: Cardiff
Posts: 479

Well according to the word You've got to have the low points so u con Really appreciate the highs..U'd never be quite so elated now without all that pain...

Message posted by Roaring Ruby on 28 July 2009 at 04:04

Roaring Ruby @ 28/07/2009 04:04:07

cissystar650

In: Hook
Posts: 764

I lasted 5 years, 10 years and 2 years respectively lolol... and now its me that can ride my bike, go camping, in fact, I can do what I like! Did chuckle at the original post though

Ruby... good point!

Message posted by cissystar650 on 28 July 2009 at 07:02

cissystar650 @ 28/07/2009 07:02:28

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

love it, i lasted 18 years...not too bad lmao

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 July 2009 at 07:21

Deleted Member @ 28/07/2009 07:21:04

cissystar650

In: Hook
Posts: 764

Well, if you add all mine together it makes 17 years! Not so bad after all lololol

Message posted by cissystar650 on 28 July 2009 at 07:38

cissystar650 @ 28/07/2009 07:38:50

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

we didnt do too bad then cissy ( i dont mean me and cissy lol )

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 July 2009 at 07:39

Deleted Member @ 28/07/2009 07:39:49

cissystar650

In: Hook
Posts: 764

lol @ Ian! 35 years between us! Luckily for me (and any men out there by all accounts) I am still married to the last one, although I haven't laid eyes on him for two years.. I have to wait another three before I can finally be rid... seems unfair to me that a man who became a total psycho, terrorised me and the children is allowed to 'disappear' and not be divorced for five years! Grrr... rant over!

Message posted by cissystar650 on 28 July 2009 at 07:43

cissystar650 @ 28/07/2009 07:43:21

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

thats just not right cissy, i am one of the lucky ones, myself and my ex are really good friends, we have to be for the kids, she has a really nice bloke / fiance now, who is good to the kids too, our divorce is just being completed, and as we have been seperated 4 years its just a formality...how it should be really, but i have friends who have split and they absolutely hate each other...not nice when there is kids involved

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 July 2009 at 07:46

Deleted Member @ 28/07/2009 07:46:53

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