You leave clubs before the end to 'beat the rush'.

Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property
 section.

All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.

Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to
park.

Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them
because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.

You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.

You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace
And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for
your children.

Pop music all starts to sound the same.

You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really
nice half-bottle of house red.

To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go
clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the
mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.

While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's
TimeTeam with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in. Grand Designs also
appeals. Not to mention Antiques Roadshow!!

The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.

You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.

You wish you had a shed.

You have a shed.

You actually find yourself saying 'They don't make 'em like that
anymore' and 'I remember when there were only 4 TV channels' and 'Not
in my day....'

Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus,
You tut at rowdy school children.

When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.

You find yourself saying 'is it cold in here or is it just me

i am over 35 lmao                                                                                                                                                                             

R u trying to infer something abut us cronologically challenged                                                                                                                                                                              

Hey i'm 37 + VAT (at the new rate of 15% i may add)                                                                                                                                                                              

38 me......feel 48 today                                                                                                                                                                             

Strewth Jax   I'm nearly twice your age                                                                                                                                                                              

3 x emz lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Is that all Ian lol                                                                                                                                                                              

i am a baby..only 38                                                                                                                                                                              

I am too much of a lady to make any remark at this point, besides dont want u havin another strop and throwing ur toys out ur pram :)                                                                                                                                                                              

shall we just get a room jackie lmao                                                                                                                                                                             

Just make sure its well padded ian

Sir Emzed thou doth look dashing for your years if i may be so bold

Ian i am a lady lol r u paying :)
                                                                                                                                                                             

it will need to be...my shout this time........                                                                                                                                                                             

U know how to make a gal feel special

i swoon in ur general direction NOT lol
                                                                                                                                                                             

Thank you kindly fair maiden   Age is just a frame of mind   Some days I'm in a "teenage" frame   Other days I'm in a "zimmer" frame                                                                                                                                                                              

ok i will leave you two to it enjoy                                                                                                                                                                             

Lol

Through my eyes kind Sir thou art both dashing and a true gentleman

Ian take notes ...........
                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

dont need to...i am not worthy...enjoy the zimmer frame...plus i take no notes from nobody