ROFL @ 'Wobblybe' Lou!!  Ah well girl...least yer got some drinks out of it!   I forgot to add...I was a pauper at the time on a juniors wage livin at home wi mumsie.....he was about 10 years older than me and on a damn good wage....tight ass! lol....   And I didnt even get tipsy!!  *ok I've made up for it since but thats by the by.....*                                                                                                                                                                                

Hehe! I can't claim credit for Wobblybe - Ricdude invented the term!  Very appropriate it is too 

Sounds familiar... I had one of those fellas! I was earning £7,000 and living in lodgings... He was earning £14,000 and living with his Mum and not paying a penny in keep... Yet somehow, he was always skint & I always had to get the beers in!

I have toyed with the idea of having the word "mug" tattooed on my forehead

Sounds like the army's not changed in the slightest then Mick... Except these days you get absconded to babysit a US battalion in Iraq. Ho hum.