A True Story . . . Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. (REMEMBER, this is TRUE) Under the boat, still strapped securely in place was the trailer                                                                                                                                                                             

No! Not even i could mess up like that                                                                                                                                                                                 

besides you don't have a Bayliner lol                                                                                                                                                                             

How do you know?                                                                                                                                                                                 

speaking of blondes - i hope you can listent o this   http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m294/nakedangel68/?a...destar.flv                                                                                                                                                                             

somebody help me up off the floor please, that is one of the funniest things i have heard                                                                                                                                                                              

hi   Lol but blondes have more fun dont they say lol                                                                                                                                                                             

In that case, maybe I should dye my hair???                                                                                                                                                                               

NA.............. good god I'm having a heart attack after that.  Not laughed so much in ages.  Brilliant, just brilliant.                                                                                                                                                                             

another classic lol                                                                                                                                                                             

 At 2ws with blonde hair ( sorry hun love u really ) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                                                                                                                                                                             

A couple were on a driving holiday through deepest Wales, and passed through the town named'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'. They were obviously having trouble trying to say the word and neither really knew the correct Welsh pronunciation. So, they decided to stop for lunch in the town, and maybe ask a local to say the name properly. As they sat in the restaurant, the husband leaned over to talk to a young blonde girl sitting at the next table. "Excuse me" said the man. "We were wondering if you could tell us the name of where we are. Could you pronounce it really slowly? Would you mind?" The young blonde looked at the man in a slightly bemused way, leaned over towards him and said..."Burrrrrr...Gurrrrrr...Kiiiiiinnng"                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

right rube im goin to be rearly blonde now but why would she want to get a boat on a plane ???? i get the trailer but not the plane thing !!! is it a yachting term or oceananic term or am i just missing part of the joke /??????   soz to let the gals down here but not got a clue i bet others havent either but dare not ask !!!!! hehheheheh                                                                                                                                                                             

Storm............... I am sure I said Bayliner............ not airliner                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                              

well storm is blonde after all soz mate luvs ya really                                                                                                                                                                              

yep cool rube but whats a bayliner ???? durrrrrr                                                                                                                                                                             

Bayliner is to motorboats what Cadillac is to cars...... big pricey yank tanks.                                                                                                                                                                             

she will still be none the wiser mate lol